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Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 1 month ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nurse, this man neds 50cc's of swagger, stat! And go make me a sandwich, because I'll turn gay if I go into the staff kitchen.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fuck, he's crashing! Tell respiratory to prepare a cigar smoke nebulizer. Set up a tren drip! Nurse, I ordered that casual misogyny an hour ago, where is it?!

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nurse, I ordered that casual misogyny an hour ago, ~~where is it~~ did one of you females mess up the order again?!

FTFY

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I'm so sorry, sir! All I found in the women's cabinet was blatant misogyny, all of the casual emergency/accidental misogynies are a week late because I am ON MY PERIOD!!