this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2024
1011 points (97.8% liked)

Not The Onion

12358 readers
187 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
kescusay@lemmy.world
1011
I Don’t Know Why Women Keep Laughing at Me When I’m Out Driving my Tesla Cybertruck (www.torquenews.com)
submitted 3 weeks ago by carlytm@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
268 comments fedilink hide all child comments
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

the what

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

For the love of god don't look it up. If you've made it this far without hearing it, just count your blessings. It's worse than you can possibly imagine.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 40 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

You have no idea how much pain I'm willing to inflict on myself in order to get the reference. Your warning has been heard, but it will not be heeded

Edit: oof

[–] grue@lemmy.world 64 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 30 points 3 weeks ago

Aw shucks, I'm honored to have my foolishness immortalized

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 20 points 3 weeks ago

This is a masterpiece

[–] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So, now that you have the benefit of hindsight, what do you think? Was the warning justified? Is your relationship with curiosity still the same?

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

It was pretty cringe, the lyrics were god awful and they were way too liberal with the auto tune. Thankfully Elon is so unimaginative that he couldn't think of more than one verse for his war crime of a song so there weren't any surprises after ~10 seconds in. I would say the warning was justified, but a little overstated. I thought we were gonna be on Angelic 2 the Core levels of bad and it was just Friday bad. My relationship with my curiosity remains the same. As long as it isn't (real) gore, I'll probably click on it

[–] someacnt_@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

What is Harambe rep? I only know it is apparently "starting point of things going wrong"