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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Hey, Google.. What's the best way to suck a dick?

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"Sorry, I don't understand.. But I found something else on the web. Do you want to know when sucking a dick, what's the best way to do it?"

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"Okay! ... According to Dickopedia, when sucking a dick, the best way to do it is to place the dick deep in your mouth and schlurp on that thang while you suck on that thang. This will make it extra schlimy and grimy! When the blowjob was invented in 1876 by Massachusetts-based baker and suspected witch Edward (Schlick Eddie) Von Howth, schlurping was not a part of the east coast maritime vocabulary. According to --"

HEY GOOGLE, STOP.