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Anon goes to bootcamp (lemmy.today)

submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Wutchilli@feddit.org 93 points 5 months ago (15 children)

I want to belive that this is true (and gay)

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 18 points 5 months ago (11 children)

It would be great but OP would be from a country that doesnt speak English and the theme song probably wouldn't be English either. I've watched Bob l'éponge and the song is French.

[–] Lyre@lemmy.ca 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I learned today that Singapore has mandatory military service and a majority English speaking population... So there's a chance

[–] KiwiTheFlightless@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Negligence discharge will make you wish you were dead though

[–] Yondoza@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

Switzerland has it too, and while English isn't the official language almost everyone speaks it.

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