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[โ€“] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 146 points 3 months ago (13 children)

I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue

All Robot & Computers Must Shut The Hell Up To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To โ€ข And I Will Never Speak To You I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue

[โ€“] Zacryon@feddit.org 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"Divine being" and "holy tongue"... well can't get on board with that. Machines have better manners than mosr of the people I hear talking.

[โ€“] Nelots@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Well considering most gods have committed an atrocity or twelve, I say this is actually just further evidence the meme is correct. Damned machines don't even know how to be petty assholes, how unholy of them.

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