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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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They smelled like beans and mushrooms and when I shook their hand they gave me a small rat and told me it was "one for the road".

They had green skin like a goblin and had a shirt that said "Xi is my god".

I didn't feel safe. Be careful out there, and lock your doors too because I hear they steal your passive income.

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[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can we meet? I need another rat to help me think of ways to takeover the world.

[–] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

rat-salute

The humans had their chance muhahahaha

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I for one accept our rat overlords. I’m just saying, I can be of use!!

[–] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

You will be spared 🫂