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It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

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[–] DiscoPosting@hexbear.net 125 points 2 years ago (6 children)

racist-lorry-driver — "Fuck you, falling into a world and just getting lost! No, no, no! Current-fucking-day! You take everything we love — all our immersions, all our fantasies, all our escapism — and you can't help shovel your dogshit, fucking-crap ideology into everything!"

de-half-light — He won't fucking shut up. Knock him out.

de-empathy [Challenging: Success] — The wavering of his voice, the tears dewing in his eyes, the erupting tantrum; he isn't acting like the usual grifters you've seen. He believes this. Video games are the only thing that he has. You can see before you the faded afterimage of a friendless little boy, kneeling alone in a patch of playground grass and clover. He's been this way forever.

de-authority — Don't go soft on a display this pathetic. Make an example out of him. His little computer-buddies need to be too ashamed to agree with him in the open.

[–] reddit@hexbear.net 73 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What fucking Disco writer is secretly running this account, goddamn, how do you nail it every fucking time?

[–] booty@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

it really might be now that i think about it. they had the fuckin chapos as voice actors on release.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 57 points 2 years ago

If you're Kurvitz you have to tell us. It's the law

[–] Suns_Firstborn@lemmy.ml 51 points 2 years ago

I hear their voices in my head

[–] axont@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I like how how every half-light suggestion is to kill someone like a wild animal or crawl into a corner and cry

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

Fight-or-~~flight~~cri

[–] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Always appreciate a good DE Skills post

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago

Discoposting is amazing.

HOLY SHITS THAT'S YOUR USERNAME I AM NOT JOKING I ONLY JUST NOTICED THAT kitsupogi