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A man who grabbed our concept of a centralized internet by the balls and squeezed it so hard that the Lemmy’s user count 65xed in a 3 months period. Thank you for your service

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Wait, he hurts butts of teenagers too?? Outrageous, but not unexpected.

[–] ubermeisters@lemmy.world -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He prefers teenager butts, from what I recall reading on places where I did zero leg work to verify the authenticity of said accusations.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I read it somewhere that he likes fish sticks and smells of elderberries.

[–] ubermeisters@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You dont get any karma for the references btw

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You guys are getting karma? Can I sell it on Reddit for irl bottle caps?

I just generally never do anything so I'm karma neutral, perfectly balanced, like all things should live long and prosper.

[–] ubermeisters@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sloths have been incredibly successful, from an evolution point of view (.by that i mean, somehow they exist still, which seems like a miracle) so i can't refute your principles.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sloths are immune to carma attacks confirmed.

Tho sometimes they bloom green (algae in the fur) & basically absorb CO2 so in current conditions that's a slippery slope towards positive carma.

... those lazy bitches gonna get extinct via passive-aggressive positive carma attack from anxiety monkeys. Tbh, that's a pretty niche attack to anticipate like 5+ million years ago, they stood no chance.