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You mean like, fighting a horse by punching it? No that fucker gonna kill you. You might win if you have a spear and you know how to use it. But if it gets to you with it's hooves you've lost.
Now if you can convince the horse you're a lot scarier than you are, it might do what you want it to.
Only reason why they don't kill us on sight after all we've put them through: for all their amazing physical prowess, they're also easily spooked idiots ๐
You can literally put a plastic bag on a stick and shake it at them and they will go wherever you want. Cuz it's spooky, but not all that spooky. It's like shaking that thing means you're the master of the spooky stick.