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[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 27 points 6 months ago (4 children)

This is why I want lab meat, I want a chance to eat meats man was never meant to taste

[–] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Or even just the meat that isn't practical to farm. giraffe meat is apparently sweet and was described by many big game hunters as the best tasting meat they've had. No one's starting up giraffe farms around here, but if you can just get a tissue sample and start mass producing it, we can all have giraffe steaks, rhino burgers, and barbequokka™ at our next cookout.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

quokka

....dude...

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 11 points 6 months ago

[off topic]

The Freshman is a movie starring Marlon Brando and Matthew Broderick. Part of the plot is that the Mafia is holding underground dinners for the 0.01%, offering endangered species as the main entree. The twist is that the Mafia is serving them domestic goat meat, because it's much easier to lie than find and smuggle endangered species.

[–] JillyB@beehaw.org 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think one of the first commercially viable cultured meat products will be celebrity burgers. People aren't going to spend a bunch of extra money on regular beef but they might spend $40 on Kim Kardashian's ass meat.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why not mythical creatures, I know the "real" taste would be up for debate but I bet gryphon tastes pretty good

[–] Ruthalas@infosec.pub 4 points 6 months ago

The "tastes like chicken" jokes write themselves!

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (3 children)

So... is it cannibalism if you lab-grow a human leg?

[–] cynar@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I can easily see a specialist restaurant, aimed at the rich, that lets you eat a steak made from your own cells. Provide a swab, and have it served 6 weeks later.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

My own cells? Fuck that noise. If I'm rich I want a steak made from a Keanu Reeves, Idris Elba, Danny Devito, Sharika, or someone that's not my boring ass.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

only if you eat it.

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 6 months ago

Can we grow titties, for scientific purpose