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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 22 points 6 months ago (9 children)

I just want to talk at the fellas here. Man to man.

If you do this shit, the women will leave and not come back. I know the incels are going to think that's typical female behavior, and I'm here to say, no, it's not. It's typical for someone, of any gender, to want to exit a situation where they feel vulnerable, and that's what is happening.

Think of it like this: you end up in prison, and your naked, alone, you have no allies or friends, while taking a shower with about 100 other dudes, and Bubba comes over with a grin saying "you're awful pretty". How would you feel? I'm guessing you would want to nope the hell out of there and never take a shower with Bubba in the room, ever again. And that's natural. You were in danger, you want to avoid that danger. While the circumstances might be different for the women you're interacting with, that raw emotion, the exact same one you would have felt with Bubba talking about how pretty you are, the feeling that gave you, it's exactly the same.

Now think, after Bubba made such a statement, what could Bubba do to win your trust to shower next to them again at all? Probably not much. Same deal fellas. There's little to nothing you can do or say to make them feel comfortable being around you when you've done something that inspires that unsafe feeling of danger.

Now, how could Bubba avoid the situation of you feeling like you're in danger and wanting to get out of there. A reassurance? Like Bubba instead saying "don't worry, I'll protect you".... You're going to wonder "from what?" Because until Bubba spoke up, you had no feeling of danger. How does that make you feel? Well, I would feel like there's danger that Bubba knows about that I don't, so now I'm on edge, looking for what Bubba is talking about, and all of a sudden, I'm having the same feeling of danger, just this time from an unknown assailant. That's not good either. I'd still want to gtfo and not go back. Worse now since I don't know what the danger actually is. Not only would I not want to shower with Bubba nearby like in the previous scenario, but now I don't want to be left alone with anyone.

Same deal fellas. By trying to reassure the lady, you imply that there's danger indirectly; she gets creeped out and leaves to not come back.

So, what's the right thing to do here?

It's easier than you think. Treat them like you would any of your male friends. Treat them like a person. You don't need to reassure your male friends that you'll protect them, nor do you feel the need to defend them when their "honor" is challenged. Let them handle it, but have their back if they need you.... and only if they need you.

Be a friend first, and if something happens that makes your relationship with that person, more than just friends, so much the better. Don't expect it, women aren't slot machines, where you put in enough tokens of niceness and eventually you win the sex jackpot. It doesn't work that way. It never has, and it never will. You can't force someone to like you, and if you try, you'll either take any attraction that they might have had for you, and destroy it, and/or simply cause them to feel unsafe and creeped out, and they'll find a way to exit and never return.

People, regardless of gender, just want to do things they enjoy. If you also enjoy those things, then engage in the enjoyment of those things with the other people who enjoy them. Don't make it about gender. If, beyond that, you both like eachother, you'll find a way to spend more time together and that's when things can grow to more than just being friendly, as long as you're both agreeable to it.

If you continually obsess over the fact that their anatomy is different, you'll end up filling whatever negative ideas you have about the other gender, and push yourself so deep into a hole of confirmation bias that you may never recover. Just be people. Treat others the same, as people.

I believe in you. You can do better. Always improving.

You will fall, you will be rejected, you will have set backs. And that's all normal. It's a part of learning. You got this.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Lemmy is the best social media platform out there, holy shit

[–] Zacryon@lemmy.wtf 1 points 6 months ago

Good, that you finally realize. :p

[–] Nom@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This is some nice advice but

Treat them like you would any of your male friends.

Don't do this. Understand that you wouldn't do this with any random guy either. As with any new acquaintances everyone is cautious in the beginning and women more so. Whether you find the new girl appealing or not all you have to do is cautiously get to know her through your interactions with her, like any other relations you may build with initial strangers and get used to their presence and predilections.

[–] Jank@literature.cafe 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You're telling me not to rip a wicked funny fart and sock her hard in the shoulder when she's too much of a panty waist to laugh? Pfsh.

Some guys have no idea how to talk to chicks.

[–] Nom@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

SHHH!! Don't say that shit out loud you're gonna raise the competition.

[–] daltotron@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Think of it like this: you end up in prison, and your naked, alone, you have no allies or friends, while taking a shower with about 100 other dudes, and Bubba comes over with a grin saying “you’re awful pretty”. How would you feel?

Erect?

[–] Xanis@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Trust is at its most basic a finite resource. Whenever a person messes up they recover by giving some of that trust away. Eventually that trust runs out. In rare cases you can regain some of it. However, in the vast majority of situations you'll never get back all that trust lost.

So spend wisely.

Or rather don't spend at all.

[–] noughtnaut@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Thank you for this. You are eloquently and (hopefully) non-threateningly (is that even a word?) stating a message that really, really needs to be said again and again until everyone friggin' gets it.

[–] chakan2@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (3 children)

TIL - asking someone on a date is the equivalent of prison rape.

[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Bubba here.

I'm a nice guy: I give some small, cute dude a compliment and he acts like a total bitch about it? I'm the "creep" because I jokingly asked him if he wants to come back to my cell? Oh, my comments make him uncomfortable? Give me a fuckin' break.

Maybe if he doesn't want guys checking him out he should stop acting and dressing like such a slut.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If this is what you gleaned from reading all of that then yes, YOU asking someone on a date may be the equivalent of prison rape.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

It's really unfortunate that the people that need to read that top comment most are incapable of processing it

[–] andrewth09@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] chakan2@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

So...asking someone on a date implies you're going to prison rape them.

[–] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Found the "Bubba" in this scenario...

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Imma be real with you. I ain't reading all that.

[–] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

You'd probably like TikTok.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 months ago

I can summarize: It's an appeal to reason written from the perspective of a nice, caring, socially aware man called Bubba, who doesn't understand why women run from him when he approaches them in the shower.

[–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] joe_cool@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Tldr?

Don't be a dickhead.

[–] Kedly@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Treat women as if they were just people

[–] chakan2@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Don't ask girls out. The end.

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

for you, probably a good life rule.

[–] someacnt_@lemmy.world -1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Meanwhile I just try to have normal conversation but they go for avoidance manuever right away.

[–] mynachmadarch@kbin.social 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It can often be how you go about it. If you just dive in and start talking to them, even if well intentioned and you literally do just want to talk to someone new about whatever, because of all those past experiences of guys only trying to do that to get with them, they'll see you as probably just another one of those creepos.

It's a dance, and it's an annoying one at times for sure, and it takes practice. If you can recall the last time you tried to strike up a conversation, or next time it happens, afterwards, really stop and think about it from the other person's perspective. If you know a woman you trust, try asking her to go over the whole interaction with you.

In college I was a major incel neckbeard loser and truly was the epitome of the green text above. I'm not proud of it. I took a chance and asked a few women I knew why I kept being single and lonely and if they could advise. They did exactly that for me. Took me through some of my interactions, explained where I went wrong, and helped me reframe my thoughts. I now am pretty much always able to strike up a conversation wherever I'm at.

TL:DR - find someone you trust to walk you through the why. You got this

[–] someacnt_@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I see, maybe that was it, even tho I did not have intention to get accustomed to. Btw idk why I am downvoted that much, do people think I am lying? Huh. I thought it was possible to be interested in becoming friends, even tho it is towards women..

Also, people do not know of those who avoid just based on looks?

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works -1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Thanks Chat GPT-4, life is so much better since you came along!

[–] Macros@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

This text is not from generative AI like GPT-4.

How do I know?

  • Its original, e.g. the part around bubba. And with original I do not mean the exact phrase but the idea of the simile.
  • Is is not generic. A genAI always resorts to getting very generic the longer the text it is forced to generate is.
  • I does not follow a usual structure. genAI resorts to following a language teachers paradigm. Introduction, main part, conclusion.

and other minor signs.

This is just a fellow human giving solid advice.

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

Thank you GPT-4.5, you truly are an update.