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[โ€“] NPa@hexbear.net 53 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The last thing you see before getting devoured by a pack of autonomous robot dogs

[โ€“] NoLeftLeftWhereILive@hexbear.net 48 points 1 month ago (4 children)

A bit of a side tract, but ffs how shitty it is that these ghouls have just taken all these words and names from lotr and use them in their imperialism to make it sound cool and good actually. Our poor good western world just fighting againts the dark lords of the world, just like Aragorn. It is nauseating because it is so deeply disingenious (unless these people believe in their own bullshit).

[โ€“] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Palantir" as a surveillance company. Negl I have started having extremely lucid daydreams of handcuffing techbro and death merchant CEOs to rebar posts cemented in the ground; surrounded by kerosene-doused tinder and setting each of them ablaze, one by one.

[โ€“] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, they ran out of all the cool names from the Cowboy universe like Apache and Tomahawk.

[โ€“] miz@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

an underappreciated milestone of the modern era is when the settler-colonialists ran out of frontier and had to start naming their weapons and technology after fictional genocides

[โ€“] quarrk@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Because these people think of the world in terms of LOTR just like liberals think in terms of Harry Potter

[โ€“] Frank@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Anduril means "flame of the west".

[โ€“] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[โ€“] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The amount that Tolkien would HATE seeing weapons on mass death and/or surveillance take names from his work. The guy was really really not big on war

[โ€“] Frank@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think Palantir would piss him off the most. A spy company named after the evil mind destroying crystal balls that Sauron used to subvert Gondor and hurt Pippin?

[โ€“] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

It's really on the nose. In the greater context the palantir were neat and useful before sauron got one, where this is just mordor producing their own