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submitted 2 years ago by autismdragon@hexbear.net to c/memes@hexbear.net
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Could it be his ENTIRE ASS FUCKING ETHNICTY LMAO

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[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 53 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The Crackercracker

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 95 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Dwayne "The Chalk" Johnson

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Can you smell what The Chalk is cooking?

(No, no you can't)

[–] TrudeauCastroson@hexbear.net 51 points 2 years ago (2 children)

They were trying to save money by making a wax figure that was in between Vin Diesel and Dwayne Johnson

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Diesel + Rock = wax? This is the weirdest game of Flash Alchemy I've ever played.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

One day Vayne DIensen will walk the earth

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago

When your bleach demon wax museum only knows how to mix one color

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't like this new Mr. Clean

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Of course not. There's no eyebrow ring

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

They turned his ass into Mr. Clean measurehead

spoilerthe side by side is fucking staggering, just in case you were about to blame the lighting

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

they really did get a lot right, its fuckin wild how they fuckin forgot about the skin tone

[–] Hatandwatch@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

I-was-saying I was about to ask about the lighting

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 29 points 2 years ago

He looks like what National Front CHUDs imagine they look like.

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

Yeah, duh, where's his scorpion body?!

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Wait until they unveil their Vin Diesel statue and the horrible mix-up is revealed

[–] intoner@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago

They hit him with that Manhwa filter

[–] CompadredeOgum@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 2 years ago

That is Vin Diesel.

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

they Iron Sky'd him

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

They Jesus'd him

[–] RION@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

🤨

[–] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

A tiny sculpture of Kevin Hart?

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

THIS FALL... DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON IS... EDWARD SCISSORHANDS, COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

the sahara desert
this statue

✔️ not having any melanin

[–] Maoo@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

The Rick

[–] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why does white Dwayne Johnson look kinda like Nathan Fielder?

[–] GottiGoFast@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

the-plan Rebrand the Rock as "the Ivory" so Dwayne can finally star in an adaptation of some anime property that the fans are sure to love.

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 2 years ago

Kevin Hart

[–] hotwarioinyourarea@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Gary "the shopping trolley" Johansen

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

gonna tell my kids that's Mr. Clean with dyed eyebrows