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[–] ratboy@hexbear.net 82 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

If Karl Marx hates gays how do you explain this

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 46 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 11 points 3 weeks ago

Our triple triple-Ds!

[–] un_mask_me@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Big F-cup if true

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 74 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

karl marx invented guns just so he could teach hitler how to do the holocaust and then take those very guns away via barack hussein obama

a truly evil man

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 40 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago

69D Marxist Chess, even!

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

emphasis on “master” (he created slavery in america and owned 20% of all african slaves)

he taught his slaves to read so that they could edit and release his writings. he didnt want to admit this so he created a fake white guy named fredrich engles and gave all the credit for his slave’s hard work to him

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 61 points 3 weeks ago

This is why there were no gay people until 1968 when Timothy Leary dosed the America. Water supply with LSD

Lesbian Sex Drug

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 55 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's true Carl Mark killed my family for being gay.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 44 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

rip gay step-brother, you are stuck in heaven now

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 49 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

if Marxism is homophobic,

explain this:

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 44 points 3 weeks ago

This is misleading. Marx didn't just kill gay people, he murdered every single living person and also half of those who were already dead.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 40 points 3 weeks ago

What would be even more ironic is Katie Daviscourt talking herself into Marxism because she imagines Karl Marx would have known how to deal with those rioters and looters.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I hope someone gives her a history lesson.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lavender_Scare

The Lavender Scare was a moral panic about homosexual people in the United States government which led to their mass dismissal from government service during the mid-20th century. It contributed to and paralleled the anti-communist campaign which is known as McCarthyism and the Second Red Scare. Gay men and lesbians were said to be national security risks and communist sympathizers, which led to the call to remove them from state employment. It was thought that due to the stigma around homosexuality, gay people were vulnerable to blackmail, which could lead to a breach in national security.

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

It was thought that due to the stigma around homosexuality, gay people were vulnerable to blackmail, which could lead to a breach in national security.

Funny that Stasi for the same reason persuaded Honecker to legalise homosexuality.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 28 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

imagine living a life where what is true doesn't even come close to mattering

imagine saying whatever as if it were true and just hitting "send"

imagine not even caring what is and isn't true, you'll just say whatever

imagine having that little going on in your own brain to where you can run off pure thoughtlessness like that

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

A lot of these people seem really scared and angry all the time though, so it probably isn't a very pleasant experience.

I do that but then I just call them fantasy novels

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

does she think that Marx was a serial killer or something?
oh wait, she's am*rican, she thinks he ran the USSR doesn't she?

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

He also goes by the name Fidel Castro.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 25 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Mother of God, it's like they're intentionally braindead on purpose. Is this ragebait?

[–] Gucci_Minh@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I bet its so easy to grift right wingers if you have no morals, just say some shit like this and start a gofundme for being persecuted by the librulz.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Like if I had to start a grift or something. I’d just learn to draw hentai, I’d probably respect myself more than if I was a right-wing grifter.

[–] Cimbazarov@hexbear.net 24 points 3 weeks ago

Marx murdered everyone who was gay?? Wow, youre telling me for the first time. I am actually sad. What can you say, but he lead an amazing life trump-who-must-go

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago

You missed one Mr Marx

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago

That Karl Marx's name? Alfred Einstein. It's $100% true.

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Can confirm, I'm gay and Marx personally murdered me.

[–] LMurch@thelemmy.club 9 points 3 weeks ago

I KNEW it! Why would a blonde lady with a US flag in her username lie to me on the internet?

Hi gay, I'm WDYMP

[–] socialistbusdriver@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

If your sentence approaches being grammatical, that means it's also true. This is just how rhetoric works.

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wish I could make absurdly false evil things up and confidently believe them

let me try

"You know what's ironic? Indians trying to claim that they're Native Americans when it was Columbus that brought them there in the first place!"

...nope, didn't work. I am woefully restricted by truth

[–] OrionsMask@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

At least make up something that hurts them instead of us.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

Karl Marx was Friedrich Engels disaster bottom sugar baby, he loved homosex

[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

So ironic, like rain on ur gay wedding day. That Marx caused. 😡

You know what's ironic? A green light when you're already late.

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

I even saw Marks doing the killing this post is 💯 factual.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Civility@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago
[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Marx invented the Tommy Gun to shoot all the gays with minimal reloading.

That's why they called him Karl-Thompson "Tommy Gun" Gunn

[–] Spike@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago
[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Literally

All of them

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

It's like ten thousand points of logic when all you got is a knife