this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2025
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[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 76 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Grandfather excels anon in jerking, anon loses yet again

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

YOU CAN PUT GIFS IN THE PROFILE PICTURE?!?!?

[–] Transform2942@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

Yes, but not all clients support it and you can also disable it from the settings page

[–] CorruptCheesecake@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago

Based grandpanon

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 40 points 1 week ago

Fake: 4chan user feeling shame

Gay: anon getting his chains jerked by another man

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 33 points 1 week ago

Every generation thinks it invented being a wiseacre.

[–] TRock@feddit.dk 30 points 1 week ago

That's hilarious. I would be proud of my elderly someone if they did that,

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 week ago

Jimmies rustled

[–] maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

I am genuinely ashamed to be his grandson

I diagnose you with 12yo

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Ken M's grankid doesn't get him.

[–] sheepishly@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago