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The gang's all here! They figured out how to attach GIFs lol

flattened-bernie being like "I sold your number to these people"

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[–] Rey_McSriff@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm being LINED UP in front of a firing squad by my respected Republican colleagues. Can I count on your $27 support to elect the next Democrat who will vote to stop my EXECUTION?

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

Unrealistic.

"Can I count on your $27 support to elect the next Democrat who will vote to pass a non-binding resolution to posthumously condemn my EXECUTION?"

[–] mayakovsky@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

This reads like a scam which is targeted at boomers

[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

have I got news for you

[–] axont@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

That's what all political donation ads sound like

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Don't they already receive generous salaries? Why do we have to pay them even more money to do the jobs they were elected to do? Just fucking do it shitasses

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago
[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Need to somehow shop the gif on the PPB balls, but the poop remains of course...

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

There's something about the way these people write that just immediately pisses me off

Probably not a good quality for politicians to have

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (5 children)

We beg you. You - NOTHING! Now Cheeto laugh! 200% match you give! Give now! You ATM! Grift hangry!

[–] fox@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

$19,523

Harris spent like a billion dollars on the worst campaign in recent memory, I'm sure they could cover this with petty cash

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

It really just reads call center scam honestly, except the payout is that your representatives do their job? Wonder what they do if some confused grandma wires their entire pension to them because she thinks she really is 'the only one that can save DEMOCRACY and DONAMLD TRUMP was LAUGHING!'

also the way the capitalize 'Dark Money' makes it sound like some evil wizard is exerting malign forces from his crooked tower somewhere

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

somehow money is being matched from somewhere at 200%... and money is required in order to pass legislation somehow.. the more money the more it gets passed.. otherwise no pass

[–] supdawg813@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

god this shit is beyond parody. america is such a fucking joke scam country.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Got another one -

Now it's twice as much needed and 400% match! Gee I wish I can command my cocktail party budget...er "investments" to 2x and 4x and have other people pay for it.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Hey, at least its for something that it would actually be really good to accomplish.

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That Karen on the gif looks like she eats salad with a comb and throws staples at staffers

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Let's see how YOU fare in a blizzard 🥶