Ask your doctor if Moctopril™ is right for you!
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My insurance won't cover it so I have to take Novemugust...
Novemugust is what I’ve been feeling since last November.
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This is disgusting. Who enters dates in month/day/year order?
That’s just adding salt to the would
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Wake me up when Septempril ends
Like my father's come and past, 1900 years has gone so fast!
Sounds like a medicine I shouldn't take before asking my doctor if it's right for me.
j'october
Tu as october
Il elle on a october
october
j'octobe
tu octobes
il/elle/on octobe
nous octobons
vous octobez
ils/elles octobent
I unironically love this. Of course it isn't practical in the least, but I love it.
Decay is my favourite month
Managust, the manliest of months.
I was born in _arch, btw.
I, too, was born in Septulyber.
Hmm. A bit redundant.
[ j ] [ uly ] [ y ]
Shoulda just been [ ul ].
Genuine Question:
if you could split the month names into 3, how would you split them to maximise their choice overlap?
- "em" is a good overlap for nov/sept/dec
- "uar" is good for jan/febr
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Might be a decent way to sort out bots, actually.
My wife and I always wanted a joctober baby...
"Lousy Smarch Weather"
'Do Not Touch -Willie'
"Hey, good advice!"
12 options as 21. At least it counts as lines of code for a performance review
Best CAPTCHA ever!
at least no bot will solve this
Febroctobus
y
a
m
I understand that bad ui is a fun meme and all, but how did this one even cross their mind as an idea for a bad UI? This is a new level of convoluted I would not have even considered.
My guess: someone messed up trying to split an array and split a string from it and hilarity ensued.
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For a truly peak UI make the text very light gray on a white background, in the thinnest font possible.
Novemy showers bring Septanugust flowers.
At least that's what my grandma would say.
febroctorch has the best weather in Argentina on Tuesdays
I love the month of Jay
It's basically the UI equivalent of this:
Yes, it's a fully-functional date picker and also deviously, wildly, uncomfortably outside of aesthetic norms. Also, there's a lots of fun, invalid combinations of input outside of the usual "February 30th" shenanigans.
Why yes, that's my birthday: the 32nd of Septunepril. What's the problem?
Funny month names are all well and good, but the only ones you can actually spell here are:
January, March, May, September, November, and December.
Otherwise, it's
Febranuary, Japril, Juney, Julyber, Maugust, and Moctober
I think you can use the white space so it's "[ ]april"
Kinda true. If the whitespace from the top row doesn't get removed, you are left with "febr uary".
With white space you can make every month
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This is a repost from last japril.
They should have included an option for BC and AD.
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