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[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

7 and 3, no contest. With the ability to see inside containers and short teleport, a person could become a master thief fast

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[–] TheWanderer@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Choosing 3 and 7 seems the most intuitive to me. 3 to move to inaccessible places with like glass windows as separation. 7 to check if containers are empty or not.

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[–] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] Arthur_Leywin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

1 and 2. The gravel to sell and the oysters to get a sense of how communications with other animals work. If I can communicate with an oyster, my understanding of communication could potentially extrapolate to higher animals.

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

3 and 8. Teleporting is a neat party trick and speaking an extinct language would make me sound smart.

[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What's the cooldown and specifics of #6?

Is it a one-time pill effect or a power you gain? Do you stay looking however you did 10 hours ago forever?

If it's a power, let's say you use it immediately twice in a row. First time: boom. 10 hours younger. Second time: does nothing happen or do you then look 10 hours younger than then how you currently appear? So you look 20 hours younger. Could you keep spamming it indefinitely until you very slowly reach any age you want?

I suppose that depends on whether it makes you look 10 hours younger than you ARE or 10 hours younger than you CURRENTLY APPEAR.

I...I'm spending too much time thinking about this.

[–] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I think it's as simple as your visual appearance is simply n - 10h

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[–] bcron@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm going with 7 and 8. I'd publish a series of books on the Khitan language, get that bumped to the top of google when my name is searched, generally come off as interesting, then attempt to go viral playing shell game with randos on a boardwalk in an attempt to get noticed and land on Deal or No Deal or something like that. Then I'd snag the Guinness Book of World Records title for a couple things along the lines of shell game. Once I have a very modest amount of name recognition, I make a company selling rice cakes in such flavors as Buffalo Wing and Beef Jerky because that's a totally untapped market, in hopes of selling out to Frito Lay or whoever

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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
  1. 7 inch teleport is cheater for boxing. Idc about the other ones.
[–] Cipher22@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I will make 10's to 100's of thousands paving roads with gravel and be more than willing to pave roads for people who can't maybe afford it without consequence.

Empty containers may be profitable as well since I could verify which shipping containers could be skipped for further processing, saving hundreds to thousands of hours of time, over time.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Do I have to pick two? Because I just want #6

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[–] adam@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago

I would take the toaster one just so I could mess with my friends

[–] Moebius@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 year ago

1 and 2, but really only 1. If I can talk to oysters then I can figure out how to grow black pearls better and make some serious cash. If the oysters decide they don’t want to help then I can sell gravel.

[–] Rolder@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago

The ability to see inside any empty container could be useful depending on how granular you’re being with “empty”. Could get a good job screening for contraband or any other job where you expect containers to be empty, as quality control.

[–] SwissJackalope@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Time to disrupt the gravel market

[–] hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What's the khitan word for gravel?

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[–] db2@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

10 hours younger than what?

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[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Marvel 's writers picking up next super power

[–] Rhllor@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

5 If you want to see the world burn

[–] Bunnylux@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

1 and 8. I seek knowledge. A scholar, if you will.

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