this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2023
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[–] TurtleFantasy@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

This is unsettling in ways I don't understand

[–] Signtist@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Those are clearly oranges. You can tell by the color.

[–] Mercival@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'd always thought oranges were supposed to be red.

[–] Signtist@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

stares at an apple

[–] pornhubfan@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago
[–] alaxitoo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

The way my body tried to back away from seeing this image, then the calm after seeing it was just vegetables all along 😮‍💨

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

JAIL! JAIL FOR A BILLION YEARS!

ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You should throw a party to celebrate

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I will! I know these three guys who are super friendly, I'm sure they'll be excited to taste my crop.

[–] Asudox@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I, for a second, thought I saw something disturbing.

[–] Captain_Ender@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

He even got the color correction right...

[–] dancingsnail@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

This will never fool the whores

[–] AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

oh my gourd

[–] ShadedCosmos@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Would someone kindly explain what is going over my head right now

[–] radix@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Maybe because from a thumbnail it looks like human flesh?

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

You really don't want to know.

[–] milkytoast@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

pretty sure those are carrots but ok

[–] ChrislyBear@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Can't go tits up! Gourd luck!

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