chapotraphouse

School years will be 69 days long and they'll need 420 credits to graduate 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Private schools are BAD. PRIVATE SCHOOLS BY FAMOUS PEOPLE ARE WORSE.

Elon Musk Center for People Who Can't Tweet Good and Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too

He used to have a private school in the Bay Area called Ad Astra, which was pretty much exclusively for the children of Tesla employees and other Silicon Valley vampires. He used to show up sometimes and make them let him teach classes. I had a few students who were there briefly before they ended up where I teach, and they said it was really, really unhinged. As soon as his own kids were too old to go there, he pulled all the funding and shut it down. I'm sure this one will go better and be less his own personal fiefdom.

Gates already did this and it made schools a million times worse. What could go wrong?

Bazinga U

Incel university

Common degree: Bazinga of science

I'm just going to assume that it's a new way for him to prey on teenage girls

Full Kanye arc

École de Asshole

Hey champ. You did really good at the science fair. I’m sorry you didn’t get 1st place. But don’t worry. I see you. The vice principal and I wanted to invite you to dinner to congratulate your efforts

Lmao they really chose a shit photo of him

Will the building spontaneously catch fire, or just everything inside it?

Dude I can’t get over his freak ass body shape. What is that??

Elan Musk

Raising the next generation of the Muskjugend.

Good he needs one
Wait you don't mean for other children to attend do you?

this is good tbh, anybody stupid enough to pay for that deserves to be stolen from

Death to America

I wish it a very arson

America is such a fun country. A viable career path here is "unqualified crank teaching at fake school." And the school only exists because some brown noser hanging onto a capitalist parasite suggested building a school as a vanity project or tax write-off.

The school for dipshits who ruin the products they touch?

OK, who left the fucking lathe unattended while the writers for Star Trek: Discovery were lurking about?

Neurolink needs new test subjects...

Kanye already did this he's still just copying other peoples ideas.

Wait, whatever happened to Bari Weiss's fake university? Wasn't that basically the same thing?

Praying this isn't just a ploy to have a school of X Men.

Donda Academy 2.0 let's fucking go, this time with more exploding lithium batteries.

Wait 'til you hear about Rydzyk :^)

I hate the democratization of objective facts! I hate the democratization of objective facts!