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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago

Because the pop culture references confuse people.

They didn’t ban punny things outright, but asked they be broadly understandable

[–] HWK_290@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

“Why are you trying to have the federal government come in and tell us what we can do in our own state? Prime example that the federal government is not focusing on what they need to be.”

Bro needs to look up the meaning of the word discourage

[–] Clasm@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

God forbid Federal Highway Administration or the Department of Transportation actually work on removing distractions along highways....

[–] Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Discourage means: Make guidelines to follow for humourous messages, like "don't make a reference too specific for everyone to get"

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I thought it was more like "don't distract drivers on the highway"

[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Yeah exactly. Who would have thought that the guidelines would advise that? Inconceivable! 😅

[–] Just_Pizza_Crust@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Meanwhile we still have whatever the hell this is.

[–] hihi24522@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Never read The Great Gatsby?

[–] Mannivu@feddit.it 2 points 2 years ago

Maybe is missing a second part, like "Jesus is watching you" or maybe "Patrick is watching you and he doesn't like what he sees".

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If I can be a "14 year old deep thinker" for a moment, I truly believe that society would be thriving if we got rid of all the uncool people, but in order to create it you'd have to become pretty uncool.

[–] TheDoctorDonna@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sometimes we have to sacrifice ourselves for the greater good.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] jkjustjoshing@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm the greatest good you're ever gonna get

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 2 years ago

The public is in danger!

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Now get rid of billboards.