Sitting drule (lemmy.world)
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[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 89 points 1 week ago

At home where I have to clean it I sit down and even give a little pat with a square of toilet paper.

At work I piss on the floor.

[-] runswithjedi@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago
[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 68 points 1 week ago

Well my boss pisses on me so it's just trickle down etiquette.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime

That's why the toilet is on his left thigh.

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago
[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago

Ah, you're the reason the floor is always wet!

[-] Toribor@corndog.social 85 points 1 week ago

Piss sitting down but shit standing up.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Do you wipe standing or sitting?

[-] Toribor@corndog.social 30 points 1 week ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago
[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago

They eat a high fibre diet and shoot it out like a torpedo.

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 week ago

I sit on the toilet "backwards" so I have a little shelf to set my phone and snacks.

[-] Lemongrab@lemmy.one 15 points 1 week ago

snacks 🤢🤮

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Honestly, valid.

[-] yokonzo@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago

I sit cause I've lived with females for the past 8 years and honestly it just saves a lot of hassle and when you're 6ft its easy to miss

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 30 points 1 week ago

I only stand to pee when I'm in the shower.

[-] runswithjedi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

This is the way.

[-] moshtradamus666@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

I am a manboy, I like peeing sitting down when I'm at my house. It's just more efficient and effortless. I also do it when I'm at a friend's house, specially if it's a girl's house.

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 week ago

I'm a microbiologist, I pee sitting down only if I am able to sanitize the seat.

[-] Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

Imagine knowing how your pee spreads all around if you stand and pee - only to deicide to stand and pee.

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Better then getting someone else's skin biome on my butt. Who knows what sort of fucked up commensals they have?

[-] BluesF@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Well so far I have 0 arse cheek diseases so I'm not especially concerned

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

so far

so far

Nah but seriously it's just an ick factor for me. Probably a result of living with my greasy and terrifyingly hairy housemate.

[-] WamGams@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

What bacteria which is capable of living on porcelain also has the ability to enter your bloodstream through the skin of your butt cheeks? I once was told that seat to butt transmission of most things almost never happens and that the biggest danger in a public stall is touching the toilet paper dispenser and then touching your face.

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

I am prone to licking public toilet seats, so I must clean them before that happens.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

You're not worried about splash?

[-] Semivir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 week ago

Definitely in team sit.

It's more comfy. You're not staring at a wall, which is good for those who benefit from constant stimuli. There's no cleanup from splashes due to the larger height difference, surrounding area stays clean for longer. And as a bonus for some, it feels more feminine.

[-] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[-] Semivir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

Haha, somehow there is always a relevant XKCD.

[-] Starb3an@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago

As a cis male, I sit at home. I don't trust public toilet cleanliness, so I'll stand. Having a prince Albert does create some weird trajectories depending on flow rate so I tend to make a mess while standing.

[-] Slotos@feddit.nl 18 points 1 week ago

I sit at home and when visiting someone as a guest. No mess, no cover positioning arguments, everyone’s happy for a meager cost of me potentially forgetting that this was supposed to be a quick in’n’out and writing this comment instead of rejoining the boring dystopia outside.

[-] Djont@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

I get it if you don't want to answer but how much did that piercing hurt?

[-] Starb3an@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

A lot, but it didn't last long. I have a tattoo that goes from hip to armpit and this hurt more, but it was like a fall or a punch; one and done. My body did go into shock and I threw up though.

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago

both :3

planks across the toilet horizontally

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 19 points 1 week ago

Unless in public and it's more convenient it's always best to pee sitting down.

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 week ago

Slav squat.

[-] FMC8456@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago

I usually pee standing up, however I prefer to use stalls because I like privacy, I never use urinals.

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Seriously though, why the fuck do urinals exist?

[-] FMC8456@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

I have no clue, probably something to do with them taking up less space and being faster to use, though I'm not really sure the speed benefit is that great.

[-] Ginger666@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

It's nice to know there are gatekeepers in the trans community too

[-] runswithjedi@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

I intended no judgement. All peeing positions are accepted here 🫶

[-] Ginger666@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

That's not what your meme says

[-] FedFer@iusearchlinux.fyi 2 points 1 week ago

This meme isn't even about trans people, it's about femboys 😭

[-] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 8 points 1 week ago

Swinging it around like a helicopter ❤️

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

I pee in a toilet

[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

I remember seeing this one about 30 times on reddit. Sitting, cuz my wee is weird

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