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[–] Senseless@feddit.de 110 points 6 months ago (3 children)

How should I know that you're supposed to slowly pull out anal beads? I started up my girlfriend like a chain saw the other day.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 68 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Did you put your foot up for leverage? Or is that just for lawnmowers?

[–] Senseless@feddit.de 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why didn't I think of this?

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

Now you know for next time.

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Man, this is part of culture or of child lore or something.

Timeless

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

No worse than Marilyn Manson removing a rib to autofellate

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 6 months ago

I would think it's fairly obvious to pull things from a butthole slowly lest you end up with a mess on your hands.

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 59 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes the beyblade launcher dildo

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago

Let 'er rip!

[–] TheCoolerMia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 46 points 6 months ago (4 children)

game idea: platformer but the different power-ups r all dildos with interesting designs :3 and of course the controller is a dildo too

[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 42 points 6 months ago

Dildos give you active abilities and butt plugs passive.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I mean Saints Row has the dildo bat…

[–] AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 6 months ago

Cyberpunk 2077 has a dildo club too.

[–] Nelots@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

Only if it has buttplug.io support!

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 months ago

That's almost what this risk of rain 2 mod is: https://thunderstore.io/package/OkIGotIt/Her_Burden/

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 38 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Don't put this in your butt, it's just a corkscrew poop extractor. Worst drunk Amazon purchase ever.

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Some people have issues getting the poop out. They should market it as a medical device.

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 months ago

"Liquid enemas too gentle? Try a solid enema!”

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 20 points 6 months ago

This thread gets crazier the deeper I read. And depth is the crux of this meme.

[–] PhineaZ@feddit.de 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

As a Biologist, this is extra hot

[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 16 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago

Sky Dancers will get caught in your hair and ruin your day.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago
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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago
[–] RavenFellBlade@startrek.website 6 points 6 months ago

Looks intriguing.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

It works better if it's glass (not acrylic) and properly lubed.

[–] Emmie@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I feel certain fear of glass. I have been on the internet too long

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

It's glass for sure.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] MrOzwaldMan@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago

Wrong, you'll fly like Tom.