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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name
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Sing your heart out, O'Riley!
Oh, you must be all better now. Carry on.
This is the emergent content I come here for
That's Skyler checking her boss' phone, who she is having an affair with.
Kevin and Skyler, at Tanagra.
I'd love to see this in haiku form, but it doesn't fit the rhythm
She checks your phone to see if you're cheating
but all she finds
are star trek memes
She checks your phone to see if you're cheating
but all she finds
Is Star Trek memeing
Not sure if it fits a haiku pattern, but how about that?
~~Haikus are 7-5-7 for syllable patterns. This would be the correct lines:~~
~~She checks your phone to see if~~
~~you're cheating but all~~
~~she finds is Star Trek memeing~~
I went to check because the rhythm felt wrong. Haikus are 5-7-5. We're two syllables too long. Maybe this would work:
She checks your phone to
see if you cheat but all she
finds are Star Trek memes
Now a limerick!
A young Vulcan once lived in Nantucket
His logic so sharp he could... I don't know what to put next.
There once was a Vulcan from Nantucket
With a logic so sharp he could pinch hit
In an old human game
Which he loses, so lame
and the rhyme for Nantucket? Amok it.
A Vulcan they called Mister Jibbles
once had a basket of tribbles
they bred all night long, multiplied by the dawn
and caused lots of ~~trouble~~ mayhem and giggles!
EDIT: take a wild guess
EDIT2: the Vulcan with logical giggles!
Fascinating
She's checking your phone
Expecting cheating, she finds
Only Star trek memes
She finds
Star trek
Memes
Kevin Uxbridge? He's a Douwd and committed a genocide.
Yeah, but he's old and lonely, so everything's cool.
why does he have a 214 page slideshow titled "best neelix drips"?
Neelix drip sounds like a gastrointestinal condition. Probably brought on by too much leola root
that guy in the background is not nearly fit enough to be me.