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the details (via Variety Magazine):

Kyle Gass, true heart of the poster, put the tenacious in tenacious d, Jack Black, true pants of the pisser, put the money in his mouth and his whole ass in front of the camera

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[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

what a fuckin bozo

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Jack Black totally deserves to be voicing Claptrap in an Eli Roth adaptation of Borderlands. I can't think of a worse punishment .

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Ah fuck, and I just bought 400 shares of Sax-a-boom stock

[–] Grandpa_garbagio@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Trying to find the craziest through line that leads to this.

Best I've got is Stephen King's maximum overdrive (Marla Maples debut role)-------> Assassination attempt of Trump and the Breakup of Tenacious D

[–] SupFBI@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago
[–] newacctidk@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

God both screenshots and I am confused what Gass even said. I hate news speak

[–] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Just "don't miss next time" afaik. Not much beyond that...i think?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I like how part 2 of this is somehow even funnier than part 1 (the mp thing), can't wait for part 3!!

[–] Storm@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The Biden campaign and Nintendo drove a dump truck full of money up to his house. He's not made of stone!

[–] Mokey@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Jack black is trying to run for president fuck

[–] D61@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Weak D :kelly:

[–] Mokey@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Also Jack Black is and always was cool in the way that Guy Fieri is cool right?

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