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It's the dunk tank.

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that's a Smart Diaper, which uses AI and metadata to detect excretions.

it turns black and displays a big 'X' when wearer has made a boom boom.

[โ€“] GunslingerSky@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

X branded tucking underwear

[โ€“] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

This whole post is violence against Tomboy-X.

Looking like a level 1 boss in some obscure JP arcade beat 'em up.

[โ€“] egg1918@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

By far the most pathetic man in the world

[โ€“] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

From the thumb I assumed it was posted by some Elon cultist dipshit. I was so certain of that when I looked at the large image after I read the text it took me about a second to see who posted it. I can't believe he posted it himself.

[โ€“] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Same, dude just creating Ls so he can post them

[โ€“] propter_hog@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Not enough jelly roll, too unbelievable

[โ€“] enkifish@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Is this how he sees himself? At least Bezos actually got jacked when he took PEDs. Elon still looks like a schlub.

[โ€“] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Using computers to play paper dolls

The future is extremely mid

[โ€“] milk_thief@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Little Elon is already 3! soon he will wear real clothes!

[โ€“] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

At least Bezos knows to shut the fuck up

[โ€“] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[โ€“] milk_thief@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

just saw it randomly, thanks to the other user

[โ€“] fox@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Being so desperate for validation you spend all day begging the plagiarism machine to produce something that'll make you feel anything at all, and the best you get that

[โ€“] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Imagine being that fucking rich and still being that embarrassing

Like bro, you could hire a team of consultants on retainer to not be an enormous dork for you, but instead you're designing the Car Built by Homer and doing an AI generated cyber-diaper show of yourself, nipples protruding. Very very disrespectful.

[โ€“] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

The giant X on his briefs exudes negative cock confidence energy

[โ€“] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Sounds amazing, do it

[โ€“] Barabas@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

I like that he still made himself a little chubby in his AI version, the whole Adonis would have been going too far.

[โ€“] SwitchyWitchyandBitchy@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bro has wider tiddies than me.

[โ€“] SwitchyWitchyandBitchy@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Which i'd be into on somebody other than him.

[โ€“] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

So he wants to Xnay his Penay? trans-egg

[โ€“] milk_thief@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

E can't save her

[โ€“] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

People made fun of Kevin Smith for the "pwning my taint" tweet when it was a joke and he knew it was bad at the time.

Elon posts the worst tweet of all time everyday and no one says anything

[โ€“] Tabitha@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this one is a bit of self-dunker

[โ€“] milk_thief@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

AI automated the dunking process

Elon and his fans show the importance of encouraging your children to play sports instead of giving them computers and video games. I rather raise 5 dumb jocks than a single Musk

[โ€“] D61@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

fry Them's some baby hands

Elon is a chimera made from the DNA of Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kim Jong Il, and Christopher Walken. Nothing you say will convince me otherwise.