It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
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Where do I even fucking start with this? I think I'll sleep on it and see what you all come up with. 
Strong independent thinkers cleave closely to the hegemonic status quo in all its failures and inequities, while weak, submissive thinkers stand in opposition to the machines of hegemony even knowing that they will be brutalized or killed for not being subservient enough, I am very smart and have a coherent worldview based on facts.
It's a small but amusing consolation that Nietszche would have hated the everloving fuck out of these dweebs.
Obviously, we need a society run by male bodybuilders on steroids. This will ensure that the best decisions gets made.
if testosterone is the key issue, then what the poster really wants is a gay man theocracy
Which is funny because a lot of male bodybuilders say that they feel considerably less intelligent while on cycle.
Someone needs to kill these fucking evil fascists like Elon. Full on nazi pseudoscience bullshit
Fuck guys who mythologize testosterone to claim men they're inherently more valuable than women. Do they think this is in any way more clever or scientific than claiming the bible said so?
Accidentally turning myself into a white version of the Yakub drawings by no-fapping until my head is engorged with alpha male brain juice so I can crown myself King of the Democracy and tell my mom to get out of my room.
AI generated picture of me playing super dimensional chess on a tesseract board while everyone else does 
in the background
bro just wants liberal democracy to drop the mask and become the same thing it was in ancient greece
"high status males are best for decision making. inequality is needed. "
the way these npcs talk is always "not-all-there", like they're writing a 7th grade essay. also kill all crackers
Plainly misogynistic just on the face of it. If women were incapable of making up their minds against the status quo, feminism would not have existed.
It's not a long leap for these sorts of people to say that women didn't come up with feminism on their own, but that it's a conspiracy by the jews to destroy the west. Any counterargument you can make they have made up a rationalization based on racism, misogyny, or both.
But feminism is wrong because it's made by women checkmate liberals
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I suspect your average channer is too historically illiterate to know there was a time when suffragettes were just straight up bombing people
Testosterone cultists confuse me. Like, even if serum testosterone was the be all and end all of getting swole, you'd still need to get off your arse and work out to build those muscles instead of posting about how high-T you are all day (usually without even getting the blood tests to know such a thing 'cos it's all just vibes for 'em).
im incredibly high t, all my hair is falling out at 13!
Cosmetically giving myself bone cancer by drinking radium water so my hair falls out even faster
I'm autistic, and I'm a vegan Marxist-Leninist. Bow down to my superior wisdom, channers.
Isn't this a literal 4chan screenshot?
And not even a good one, just the ramblings of a self-important loser who talks like this online but can't look people in the eye when he leaves his room
I'm juicing for democracy 
High T alpha males love to use their objective "is this true?" filter to believe things like this unsourced.
“neurodiverse people are the only free thinkers other than high t alpha males”
positive stereotype about nd is nice, but fuck right off associating with toxic manosphere bullshit
also for throwing everyone else under the bus
This isn't positive stereotype, they meant that certain neurodiversity kinds are superpowers that make Nietschean ubermensch. Not to mention this isn't how they really react about nd people in life, it's just the "autism rules" brand of wide 4chan inceldom.
Yeah it's "le epic 
pop autism" based on zero interaction with actually autistic people or engagement with autism other than 4chan-tier name calling
high T males do not ask "is this true", they ask "does this make my balls tickle a little bit". this makes them very malleable to broscience;;; as they inevitably get trapped into a narrowing funnel of biotruth bullshit they will adopt views about tyler durdens and spartan warriors and vikings and sperm and sub/dom binaries because their brains have been turned into a kind of testicle. this makes them very useful toempire because they can be called to fight in empire's wars, or grudgingly bear the crushing weight of working class jobs happy in misery, or become entepeneurs that reinforce the imperial system.
this is why a republic of epic dudes will rock. it will work exactly as every other imperial machine before it. do not have a democracy run by Low T. Robots or los femáles, that would not be epic at all.
I am the only person who believes I should get 1 million dollars a day for no reason. As the rest of the tribe doesn't think this, it is proof that I am, in fact, the Freeest™ Thinker there is. Now make me dictator.
Ah yes, me the weak and dainty submitter to that popular consensus belief of checks notes Pro AES Communism.
How long until 
just tweets the 14 words then replies "🤣😂" to everyone calling him a Nazi
Oh my god they believe testosterone is mind enhancing chemicals or something. That would make every gym goer genius?!? I really doubt these testosterone worshippers even took a blood test to see if they are part of master race or something
Proof? Desertations? Citations? Just his gut feeling and vibes
If I see someone a little too into eugenics and they can't write with their left hand, I call them Reichhanded
Yeah smaller human beings just have no way of defending themselves. Hominids are famously asocial non-tool users
If Julius Ceasar had the physique of a space marine, he still would have died in the exact same way.
"everyone else other than me and my internet friends in the honeypot echo chamber forum lovingly cultivated by fascists like the FBI (that we are slowly driving ourselves mad in) are inferior, weak and thus can't think for themselves!!"
"SO TRUEE!!!"
the sheer insanity of fascist delusions of grandeur
Oh new calipers dropped, they try to word it so it does not sounds like all the previous calipers, but fail. Bonus points for trying to cater to 4chan lingo.
Don’t high T men bald a lot faster? I thought they hated that
Not really, it's all about genetic sensitivity of the hair follicles to dihydrotestosterone (DHT), a testosterone byproduct. Hair follicles sensitive to DHT shrink and die. So you could have high testosterone, but if your hair follicles are not sensitive to DHT, you'll experience less balding. Meanwhile you could have low testosterone, but if your hair follicles are sensitive to DHT, you'll experience more rapid balding.
Does this mean Hexbear and Lemmygrad are populated with high T alpha males🤔? 
Melon Husk reposting 4chan takes is one of the more wild things he’s done honestly.
As apposed to them who fully think for themselves and deffinitly don't just agree with everyrhing that labels them an alpha high t rational male.
Autists: thanks but no thanks
if every screen they look at says the same thing they will adopt that position because their brain interprets it as everyone in the tribe believing it.
Interesting Observation
Did he look in the mirror before tweeting that out? Like even the tiniest modicum of self-awareness?
Billiam "The Neck" Lont here. (Status: Male, Alpha, High T, MeatHours +40)
unlike me, a lot of people don't realize how weak and dumb they are. things would be better if everyone just did what i said. weak and dumb people don't like me because i am strong and smart. it is my right to do whatever i want and i should not face consequences from the community. this is the science of power, sometimes referred to as EXTERMINATOR OVERDRIVE.
Where to start? We could start by bashing his head in with a Louisville Slugger until it has the form of a sock. That's some high T energy!