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Regain Control in my ass (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by sag@lemm.ee to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I am gonna claw (out your eyes and drown you to death) in my ass

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[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Act II: Can't go back in my ass.

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Ashamed, of being born, in my ass

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] Tab981@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

When a demon defiles a witch in my ass

[–] Drint@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Psycho Crazy

[–] yu_cosmic@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

20 min in my ass

Lil Uzi - 20 min

[–] essell@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Flowers never bend in my ass

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[–] recapitated@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Share your love with me in my ass

[–] zurchpet@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

The Chemical Brothers - Hey Boy Hey Girl

[–] exanime@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Feel it still... In my ass

By Portugal The Man

[–] owsei@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

I know him so well in my ass.

LMAO

[–] Rato@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Encore in My Ass

[–] ComradeR@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Taylor Swift - Blank Space In My Ass.

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[–] BuckWylde@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

The Yawning Abyss of Madness in my ass

[–] Moriarty@startrek.website 2 points 2 months ago

All my love in my ass

[–] blackris@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

Suppressing Times in My Ass (by Paleface Swiss)

Nice.

[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Not a song per se, but I was listening to "Relaxing - Bach in my ass".

[–] dorumon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

...and the added abstraction of being in my ass.

[–] Mitchie151@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Psychedelic Porn Crumpets nice... Found God in a Tomato in my ass

[–] Dearth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

WAIT in my ass

-Doechi

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Heaven Knows In My Ass

[–] Venetas@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Misfit Toys in my ass

Pink Sand in my ass

What Life Brings in my ass

A Fool Moon Night in my ass

this never gets old

[–] makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

The only way is up!!!...

This is the end....

Sing Hallelujah!!...

Don't want no short dick man...

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

When I Come Around in my ass.

[–] nadram@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

The first punch in my ass 😅😅😅 by Pierce The Veil

[–] Tamkish@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

Bloody Stream in my ass

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Oh no…

You push for the world”

[–] DevCuber@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

A famous actress's necklace in my ass

[–] callmepk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I am the rain in my ass

[–] POTOOOOOOOO@reddthat.com 2 points 2 months ago

Heaven shall burn in my ass

[–] SonicDeathTaco@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Svarte Daga in my ass

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

Blinded in my ass

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

seen and not seen in my ass

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Don't Let Our Love Start Slippin' Away in My Ass

[–] Racingradar@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Limit to your love in my ass

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