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[–] NightShot@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago (26 children)

Stop drinking milk not intended for you, problem solved. Go Vegan !

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[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Louis Pasteur is rolling in his grave, watching them raw milk drinkers.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

You say that, but far as I know, Pasteur died and the raw milkies are still alive!!1!

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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago

America, home of the brave and land of fucking around and finding out.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 66 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wonder if they tried heating the milk up to 63 degrees C for 30 mins before consumption?

Maybe that would help.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah just add a little ivermectin and you're good!

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Just use bleach! It kills 99.9 percent of germs.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

I've been injecting Oxy-Clean™ - my lungs never felt so fresh!

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why would you say crazy, nonsense things like that?

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[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 127 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Fun fact:

The dairy was fined in 2023 for a Salmonella outbreak and is very militantly anti-government.

The why seems pretty clear.

[–] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 81 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm cool with idiots who don't know any better getting what's coming to them... but I'm not really cool with them sneezing on the same door handles I turn.

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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 171 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

I bet the solution is so fast, it’s past your eyes before you know it.

Edit: for anybody who is hearing impaired.

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