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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Once you get more into the hobby, a standard freezer is going to fill up fast. The real pro move is investing in a dedicated chest freezer out in your storage shed.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Walk-in meat freezers are becoming quite affordable these days for the serious hobbyist.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 15 hours ago

I disagree. I got one once and it cost me an arm and a leg.

[–] Jourei@lemm.ee 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

What do I do with the rest? Eat it like normal, just without the meat? D:

Then later make the patties for hamburgers? Chaotic, not sure where in the scale of evil.

[–] TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

I didn't realize this wasn't universal until upthread, but Americans refer to all ground beef as hamburger or hamburger meat.

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But hamburger is body parts?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I think this comment made me vegan

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 0 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 1 points 2 hours ago

I mean they will be healthier, less likely to get cancer or heart disease so...yes, they will get well soon.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 40 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Flattening also means that you can thaw the beef quicker when you want to cook .... and in terms of body parts, it's better to use a barrel of acid to dissolve the evidence.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do you know how expensive a whole barrel of acid is?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Cheaper than trying to hide body parts for longer than a week ..... why are we discussing what to do with human body parts?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 day ago

Which reminds me, I have to go clean my freezer ..... and check on my barrel of acid.

[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

... who said anything about the body parts being human?

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[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

They're spare parts for when mine fail.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't use an acid for mammalian necromass. I hear that NaOH should be a good degreaser...

That or pigs apparently. If you already have the body in parts, don't put in the freezer for your mom locate. I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Actually, you could let the pigs it all, lock, stock, and barrels, and then use a healthy dose of lye (that's the NaOH from before) to treat the pigs' shit for any left over solids. I'm not much of a chemist, but I do reckon that you're left with any identifiable pieces after that ordeal.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Dya like dags?

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

Evidence? I'm eating them. What do you think the freezer is for?

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

But acid gooped body parts don't taste as good.

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This does work and is an okay lifehack, I guess, but it does add potential contamination risks and the packaged hamburger is already pretty stackable.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

If you buy hamburger in bulk you get a better price, but once you open that package you have to either use it all at once (not easy for every household) or watch the leftovers go bad unless you portion out and freeze it like this.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

I prefer reusable glass containers, though they lose some space efficiency.

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

Pro tip: Use the cheapest bags to maximize plastic consumption!

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Meat = body parts, so techinically not even a joke.

I know the joke is human parts...

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Someone's been looking in my freezer(s).

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I kinda do this with turkey

Goes on sale after big holidays, and I buy 5-8 whole tuekys for like $1/lb. Portion them all and freeze them. It replaces chicken for the entire year.

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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I bought a small pack of hamburger at the grocery store once. Same foam tray but it just wasn't overstuffed like so many are. The checkout girl, holding this, says of it "I don't understand why they underpackage it like this." and I say "Well some of us are bachelors and will only eat a pound of burger before it goes bad."

I think the young people enjoy it when I get down verbally, don't you?

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[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I remember not living above a grocery store. Don't miss those days one bit

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

It wild thaw much quicker too.

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