And my axe!

Pssh, if you haven't coded on punch cards, you aren't a real coder

Those eyes are crazy

But that damn beard is so fluffy, I'm gonna to die.

Before you get access to the Developer mode, you must first answer my riddles three.

But like, why asbestos?

Why can't they shovel sand or dirt or something?

... but I like the screaming ...

Big Yarn

Don't trust this, it is a Facebook tracking pixel

Abstinence, most likely

And if you think Shrinkflation stopped there?

They bring out a new Skittle that is 20% smaller for the same price!

The plane should be pointing down instead

Hackintos is installing Windows or Linux on a Mac, it is not the other way around.