RizzoTheSmall

joined 4 months ago
[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Apologetic for taking a compelling, downy shit on your porch.

[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

As a person who cannot unhook my jaw in the same way that a snake is able to, I am all for the idea of wider, flatter burgers.

[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Aw mate, bacon maple syrup pancakes. 😘🤌

[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 28 points 2 months ago (5 children)

If you don't trust someone to do their work, don't employ them. If you employ someone, trust them. Who cares if they work in their undies with SpongeBob playing in the background? If they produce results then why would you need to make sure of anything else?

[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 38 points 2 months ago

Board members like "Maybe changing the name again will make people buy into our yass trash.

[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 51 points 2 months ago

I've heard that before and won't get my hopes up.

He has enough money to Stall out a court until he's long dead...

[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 113 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There was a great bit in the UK broadcast where Graham Norton gave the game away by saying "I don't know what you can all hear at home. A very mixed response here in the arena" 😆

[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 26 points 2 months ago

"How was training today?"

"Well, I definitely learned some stuff, so there's that.."

[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

It's like they're casting a comedy musician or something

[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah, it's that beautiful time of year again when my body violently rejects the very atmosphere itself due to all the pretty plants jizzing wildly and frantically into the air..

[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How do they work?!

[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (3 children)

See, all that stuff about London being the rainiest city is total bollocks

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