[-] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago

But we did so well catching the Boston bomber.

[-] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

Tangentially related, press your tongue as flat as possible against the roof of you mouth to speed up recovery from brain freeze.

[-] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago

Ahh, the ol' Executive mandated happy ending.

[-] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago

Well shit, my bad. Fixed, thanks!

[-] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's from an old ~~Penny Arcade,~~ Ctrl+Alt+Del, often mocked for its sudden melodramatic tone in an otherwise silly comic series:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loss_(comic)

[-] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

It means Rick Deckard won't be coming for you any time soon.

[-] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

30 Rock, applicable as always. That reminds me, it's getting on time for my 50th rewatch haha.

[-] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 month ago

There used to be copy editors. Copy editors cost money. Now, there are no copy editors.

[-] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

No, good sir, I'm on the level.

[-] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 months ago

You'll be given cushy jobs!

[-] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 26 points 2 months ago

It glides as softly as a cloud.

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He was addressed for success!

[-] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Media playback has been just fine for me, both browser streaming and local files via VLC. Battery is a little harder for me to say because my battery, according to ChromeOS, was at 85% health, but I've watched 4-5 hours of YouTube straight one day when I was sick, and I think it was around 20% when I woke up and plugged in from 100%.

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"It's a tumeric."

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I mentioned that I was a writer.

She asked, "Nom de plume?"

I replied, "Once, but the ink tasted terrible."

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That's why I only drink teas that are currant.

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It's his retire-mint plan.

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Today, I had an arbitration meeting, and when I walked in with a bag full of Big Beef and Cheddars with Horsey sauce, my client fired me!

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Jam bands!

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