9yo me downloading free games

That's only if one actually touches grass

Hive mind is one way of saying it. Negative upvotes instantly means that person is wrong - even if the comment is collapsed by default.

Government when the elites use loopholes and do devious shit:

I sleep

Government when the peasants use loopholes:

Straight to jail

Different kinds of alcohol is just different flavours of hand sanitiser.

What a shit post

Still could be a dog chew toy without the 'chew' part

Not his fault for liking big buns

cutest insect

I'll bet that when someone touches it they'll die an horrible death.

As a vampire I finally found a use for my expresso machine

I guess an executive really needed some money for his 4th yacht.

True patriot 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🔫🔫