sundrei

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[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 minute ago

Did they get Oddjob?

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 10 hours ago

but metroid is birb tho

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It's Pibb Xtra now -- Pibb's finally living their best life.

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 10 hours ago

Reverse OnlyFans: Pay me to look at your junk.

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 10 hours ago

"Look, give me a Scooby Snack and I'll tell you what you wanna know."

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Any other comic strip, I would assume that's a person in a ham suit. This being Heathcliff however, I have to assume that it is a giant, living ham. Sentient creature or vacuous meat golem? I dare not speculate further.

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 19 hours ago (5 children)

"Ahead, impulse power."

"... uh, how much impulse -- you know what, never mind."

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 day ago

It's nice that she's on board with both of those answers 🥰

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/32967539

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/32967490

The World Beekeeping Awards will not award a prize for honey next year after warnings of widespread fraud in the global supply chain.

Apimondia, the International Federation of Beekeepers’ Associations, says it will showcase honey from around the world at its congress in Denmark, but for the first time make no awards for the product.

The decision came as beekeepers and importers face a mounting crisis over the scale of fraud, with warnings that genuine products are bulked out with cheaper sugar syrup. Some common tests to detect fraud can easily be defeated, and beekeepers say there has been a failure by food watchdogs and the industry to combat the fraudsters.

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 day ago

LOL, when I was a kid Halloween was the good food holiday!

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 day ago

"Wait, why are you charging me seventy-five cents?"

"Because I want seventy-five cents."

"Okay well, that's fair."

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/34428267

Archive/mirror: https://archive.ph/GfspN

 

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https://www.gocomics.com/haircut-practice/2024/12/02

FAQ: Haircut Practice is a loving homage to the original Peanuts comics, but with all new jokes and art from Adam Koford.

FAQ: FAQ: I include the previous FAQ because when I originally started posting Haircut Practice here, many readers pointed out how similar it looks to Peanuts, and I wanted them to know that this was intentional, and done from a place of respect for the original material.

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