xkbx

joined 9 months ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 4 months ago

Low butt-crack syndrome affects millions of people, it is nothing to laugh at. We’re tired of our butts being the butt of every joke!

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 5 months ago

It was a dude named Morflak. Straight up ran in there with a bomb and a torch. I wasn’t there but my grandfather was. Almost lost Helms Deep that day

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It’s about 40 fishbowls

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 5 months ago

my bad you guys, I dropped my magnum cockring for my monster sized dong while I was paragliding 😎

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 39 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Only if Johnny plays Morticia and Winona plays Gomez

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My fellow chums and I think it would be quite corking if we gave our personal data over to the local advertisement agencies

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 18 points 5 months ago

Also, you can definitely criticize something whilst participating in it, even if you have a choice to abstain. Like I don’t have to eat spicy burritos, but when I do, I’m going to still complain that they haven’t made antacid suppositories. You can ask for a better life.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 5 months ago

What if you’re a little more rocaille?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wait until you find out “bottoms up” isn’t about a group of people taking an elevator to get mimosas

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Reclass everyone to sorcerer / wizard - panic at fire immune bosses - ??? - win game

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 11 points 5 months ago

Difficult to trombone when you’ve got a tromboner

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