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[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago
[-] CoderKat@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago

"I use Linux as my operating system," I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually", he says with a grin, "Linux is just the kernel. You use GNU+Linux!' I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "I use Alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Linux, but it's not GNU+Linux."

The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" Coolly, I reply "If windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" I interrupt his response with "-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even you were correct, you wont be for long."

With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp. I've womansplained him to death.

[-] tool@r.rosettast0ned.com 3 points 1 year ago
[-] croobat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

AkTuAlLy iT's pRonouNCeD gUh-N0ME

[-] Speiser0@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago
[-] grue@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Fuck it, it's just GNU now. Honestly, who cares which kernel it's using anyway?

[-] barsoap@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Anyone who ever tried running HURD.

this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2023
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