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[-] riceandbeans161@discuss.tchncs.de 54 points 1 year ago

if you hand me my glasses like that i’m going to cry

and if you touch my guitar like that you’re going to die

[-] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

You're fine with the orange juice and camera?

[-] omgarm@feddit.nl 14 points 1 year ago

Hmm, hand flavoured juice.

[-] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

That was just water, the color is from their fingernails.

[-] nei7jc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Out of all the things you could've said, you chose to say that.

[-] Stabbywithsocks1@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Here, have some orange hand juice! Tastes finger lickin' good!"

you have a point, those are equally disgusting

[-] Technological_Burger@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

The third image reminds me of the following wise words:

“Always carry a microfiber cloth with you“ -Steve Jobs

[-] ReveredOxygen@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

I always carry my shirt with me

[-] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Soft paper tissues work just as well in my one year experience of owning glasses.

I always feel like I’ll end up scratching them with paper tissues lol

[-] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

That's what I thought too, but I used the super soft ones and surprisingly they work super well.

Oh damn will definitely try it out…after I recover from this trauma you have caused my brain 🤣 ugh the juice makes me so uncomfortable

[-] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

You're welcome 😁

[-] bloubz@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago

What? How could you ever scratch glass with paper? Is paper ewtraordinary rough where you live? Where I read paper I have to imagine soft and delicate paper

[-] Squiglet@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Pic 1 is a bit of a stretch. You'd have to be highly regarded to grab a glass like that

[-] Bleach7297@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

It's true, I was at a gala dinner and saw Sir David Attenborough pass a glass of orange juice just like that and nobody batted an eye.

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

If someone did that to my guitar I would punch them

[-] user1919@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[-] HRDS_654@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Hands knife back blade first

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Fun fact: amongst olden European nobility, handing someone a knife with the handle first meant that you wanted them to use it to kill themselves. Then again, they didn't actually hand each other knives that often afaik 🤷

[-] navitux@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

It makes me feel uncomfortable

[-] LordChaos82@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago

I am often a victim of number 3, especially, with my young kids around :(

[-] ruck_feddit@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Are pic 2 and 3 not the same? Don't touch the lenses

[-] allforthebest@infosec.pub 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You're haha on it because it's funny, but a couple weeks ago my friend gave me an empty glass like on the first picture for sure, and he was totally fine.

[-] figaro@lemdro.id 4 points 1 year ago
[-] Bleach7297@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

It's true, I was at a gala dinner and saw Sir David Attenborough pass an glass of orange juice just like that and nobody batted an eye.

[-] DSAlKota@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

That is hard to look at.

[-] mrpaw69@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

This just feels wrong

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