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[-] prex@aussie.zone 24 points 8 months ago

I really want it to wave its legs around helplessly when your alarm goes off.

[-] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

Aw he looks sad

[-] ledtasso@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Is this the one that has a little butthole drawn on the back lol

[-] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Yep! And since you can tap him anywhere to turn on I’m starting to think the X is truly meant to be a butthole (not an on button like I initially assumed)

[-] grue@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

I'm amused at the notion that you initially thought he required an anal fingering in order to turn him on.

[-] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Well maybe he was just that kind of duck, I’m not here to judge

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

A duck walked up to my sleeping room stand and he asked the zombie next to the stand quak quak quak
"Hey, got any... sleep?"
Zombie in bed said that he did not but finally getting any would be really hot, so mind dimming your light?
The duck said "I might"
Then he collapsed on spot

[-] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago
[-] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

My exact words to him when I finally laid down in bed and met his horizontal gaze

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 6 points 8 months ago

So I see guerrilla marketing has made its way to lemmy. It was bound to happen eventually.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

I don't mind if someone guerilla markets a cool nightstand duck lamp to me.

[-] starchylemming@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

i hope it quacks when you smash it

[-] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

If he weren’t the equivalent of a nightlight, which should arguably be quack free, I’d definitely agree

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

But he's lying down though

[-] sebinspace@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago
this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2024
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