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And I thought having a bathroom supervisor was bad (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to c/cat@lemmy.world

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[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 34 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

...three.
Before you are permitted to pee.

[-] heyevwebody@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

Ask me the questions, toilet keeper. I am not afraid.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago

THAT'S EASY!!!

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

My questions are only for the strongest beings and you are of the weakest.

[-] recursive_recursion@programming.dev 3 points 6 months ago

Well then that's it toilet keeper. I'll go downstairs! I'll use the downstairs bathroom to pee :<

[-] Glitchington@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

"If you wish to empty your bladder, fill my food dish and make me fatter."

[-] JimmyChanga@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Before you piddle, answer my riddle...

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 months ago

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

[-] Kory@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 months ago

An African or European swallow?

[-] m12421k@iusearchlinux.fyi 1 points 6 months ago

Will thou not join us?

[-] Ironfist@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

I would be honored to join the toilet kitty covenant

[-] m12421k@iusearchlinux.fyi 2 points 6 months ago

then thou shall take tis ring and thou shall kill for me.

sorry I don't remember the lines 😅😅

[-] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

How many tickles does it take to get to the orgasam of a butthole...?

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works -1 points 6 months ago

Shiddles

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 6 months ago

Bathroom what??

this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2024

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