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Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈

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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 3 months ago

Don't take this lightly, friends. I was already rounded up by the LGBTQ-agenda and dragged to Quantico for questioning by drag queens and people who identified as cats. There was literally a litter box in the corner of the interrogation room. A bit awkward, really.

Then they beat me up and made me kiss men while they oiled me up for a sensual massage. The horrors!

I finally ratted on a few friends who are straight and they let me go so long as I promised to suck dick from now on. It's gonna be tough telling my partner she has to move out eleven months of the year, but I can't go back. My apt is now painted in rainbows for safety. Surely, they won't black-bag me and disappear me when they see that, right? Can night vision goggles make out the colors of the rainbow? They can't? Oh, shit…

^^ This was all /s, of course.

Happy pride month, everybody! Let's throw it in their bigoted faces.

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 months ago

Listen, the cat people, they are not with us. I mean, it's not as bad and when they try to push pedophiles into our group, sure. The cat people are mostly harmless. But still, I must stress, the cat-identifying people are not allowed in the alphabet.

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