It's so cool living in the USA and getting to see these headlines on a weekly basis. No notes. Country's doing great. /s

You said it. I spent the first six months at a FAANG convinced that everyone could look at me and instantly tell that I didn't belong there. Glad I was able to flip my thinking on that one.

Try to live a happy life while impinging on others as little as possible. Pretty much the exact opposite of right-wingers.

Instead of turning us against each other, Putin is turning Americans against those of us who no longer look and sound all American.

No, we've always disliked them.

Sowing the Seeds of Love in my ass.

In a sane world, that they were duped into working for Russian disrupters would damage their brands and they'd lose their audiences. I have little expectation that that'll happen.

“I do the weave. You know what the weave is? I’ll talk about, like, nine different things that they all come back brilliantly together. And it’s like friends of mine that are like English professors, they say: ‘It’s the most brilliant thing I’ve ever seen,’” he told a bemused audience.

This is what Kevin Smith did in his university Q&As fifteen years ago. He would tell an amazing and hilarious story that would loop back around ten minutes later to land on the originating topic in a brilliant manner. Trump, not so much.

I've seen people comment on a tech-heavy web forum about their smart TVs connecting to wifi against their wishes. I'm talking about software developers and hardware engineers who say this.

Times a thousand. I'm older and have beat the shit out of my body with drugs (ended early 20s) and alcohol (still) and don't get enough exercise and I wake up feeling reasonably good. What has been described here is outside of normal aging. Good luck!

Also, give up on that doctor. Reminds me of one that assumed I had a hemorrhoid without checking it and I actually had an abscess of infection. Emergency room doc told me that had I waited any longer for a second opinion I'd have had to get checked in to deal with it. Your current doctor is dangerously unqualified.

Quick, print them all out now before they're gone!

Why did you remind the teacher we were supposed to have a quiz?

"We prefer the guy who likes everything to be pictures."