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Holy shit! After all these decades Tom Lehrer finally managed to destroy his phylactery.

My wife says that I seem happier than the day that we got married

Go give your wife a hug

Disgusting war criminal dies finally. Should have died years ago. Rest in piss.

Only the good die young

All the evil seem to live forever

we have to rename this emote now

I have the flu and I needed this.

Best news to nap to

I'd post crabs but Kissinger won and the article makes that clear. Made it to 100 years old to die at home in his own bed surrounded by family. Still had his mind and was in decent health for his age. This was his final fuck-you to all that is decent and just in the world.

Christmas keeps coming sooner and sooner

KISSIE'S IN A BOX, IN A BOX, NA NA NA NA NA

It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the death of Henry Kissenger

Iy's a beautiful sunny morning and kissinger is still dead

Lmao I hope his wife is suffering rn. I read the other day she wasn't charged after assaulting a woman at an airport after the woman called her husband a pedophile

'Nancy lunged at me and grabbed me by the throat,' Mrs. Kaplan said. 'Then she pushed her face close to mine and said, 'Do you want to get slugged.''

Hell just gained another demon

FINALLY.

About goddamn time. Better late than never (I mean fucking obviously, I just wish it had been decades or even a century sooner).

I hope he died knowing that the empire he spent his life orchestrating atrocities for is also spiraling the drain.

🦀 all x 1000.

Horrible - no corkscrew found in sight to celebrate with wine

FUUUUCK WHY DID THIS HAPPEN WHILE I WAS SLEEPING

anyways,

Holy shit y'all are fast

oh fuck it's real!

came out to a friend yesterday and kissinger croaked shortly afterwards

the fact that he died exactly at 100 makes it feel like he exhausted some kind of default time limit

in any case :crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party:

HENRY KISSINGER??? MORE LIKE HENRY KISSING DIRT!!!!!!!!

That's really fuckin tragic, just a true shame that he was allowed to live to the venerable age of one hundred. RIP to millions of dead southeast Asians. The wicked lich of the west deserved to fuckin, get stung to death by a hive of fire ants, or eaten alive by a hippopotamus, or maybe trip and fall over one of those Honeywell cluster mines that he loved so much. Not die peacefully in his own home. Nonetheless.

___>

What you thinking about babe?

I was kinda hoping he would live to see the end of israel and ukraine but I suppose in his last moments he knew that everything he had worked for was going to expire soon.

Like 10 seconds after I heard the news I jumped into my car and went to go get a bottle of Champagne lol. I've said like a decade now that this is exactly what I'd do. Cheers comrades 🥂🥳🎉

Oh shit, I have muscular dystrophy and both my lungs collapsed this year and yet I outlived a blood-sucking demon! Get fucked neo-liberals!

Getting one of those tacky Calvin pissing car stickers and a custom Kissenger sticker.

it finally happened

rot in piss

Wake up at 5am, make coffee, sit at pc, open hexbear, "Kissinger is dead", crack beer.

Also.... who do we use for "XYZ died before Kissinger"? I was gonna suggest Powell, but then I got another happy reminder.