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KISSENGER IS DEAD (finance.yahoo.com)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by sexywheat@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net
 

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Edit: I realised that I spelled Pissingers name wrong in the title. Pity.

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[–] DiscoPosting@hexbear.net 227 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

de-inland-empire [Legendary: Success] — The weight of a world is lifted off of a dozen others. In Vietnam, in Bangladesh, in Timor, in Cambodia, in Chile, in Cyprus; the undercurrent breathes a collective sigh. One more piece is off of the board. The empire is running out of material.

de-half-light — τελειωτικό χτύπημα.

dubois-depressed — What happens now?

de-logic — For you, Detective? Or the world?

dubois-depressed — For the world.

de-logic — Nothing.

de-rhetoric [Hard: Success] — An old man who did his damage is dead. His spirit is gone, but the mark will remain. Him being gone solves nothing.

dubois-depressed — And for me?

de-volition — For you? You celebrate.

[–] star_wraith@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m very anti-bit in general but I absolutely love your posts.

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[–] Pen_Pen@hexbear.net 208 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Alright, shut down the site. Mission accomplished. It's been a slice

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 70 points 1 year ago

Nah, do McConnell next.

[–] daisy@hexbear.net 145 points 1 year ago (55 children)

Where were you when Kissinger died?

I was high as a kite watching Buster Keaton movies. strangelove-wow

[–] ped_xing@hexbear.net 90 points 1 year ago (3 children)

An IRA bar. Fucking jovial in here.

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[–] BigBoyKarlLiebknecht@hexbear.net 73 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Sitting on the couch with my 3 year old leaning into me, watching Bluey gaddafi-happy

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[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 58 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Not kidding literally at work, one earbud in on a conference call with my local Communist Party club lmaoooo someone announced it on the call

10000% serious

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[–] Ericthescruffy@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Wish I could admit to something cooler but I was watching Harry Potter with kiddo (I've really tried...he's into it though through my ex tho).

I can happily say however that we paused the movie and proceeded to dance around the house at the joyous good news. He's recording it in his diary now!

Also;

https://hexbear.net/comment/3113940

Called it!!!!!!

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[–] TheCaconym@hexbear.net 107 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Meanwhile on lemmy.world

Cowards

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 55 points 1 year ago

How DARE you celebrate the death of a war criminal responsible for the deaths of millions of innocent people :civility:

[–] mustGo@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago

It's the most uplifting news story in a while.

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[–] Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net 91 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] ZapataCadabra@hexbear.net 89 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Mods will patrol upvote history like they do with transphobic comments. Anyone who doesn't upvote this post will be banned.

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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 85 points 1 year ago

What a difference a day makes.

[–] Pen_Pen@hexbear.net 81 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anthony Bourdain — 'Once you've been to Cambodia, you'll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands

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[–] btbt@hexbear.net 80 points 1 year ago (1 children)

THE SOCIALIST REPUBLIC OF VIETNAM AND THE LAO PEOPLE’S DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC HAVE OUTLIVED HENRY KISSINGER

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[–] timconspicuous@lemmy.ml 78 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Reuniting with my former /r/ChapoTrapHouse brethren to celebrate the occasion

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[–] edge@hexbear.net 76 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

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[–] spectre@hexbear.net 75 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

UlyssesT takes a break and then Kissinger dies immediately.... What does it all mean?

[–] Budwig_v_1337hoven@hexbear.net 74 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He did say he'd go on an adventure

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[–] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 75 points 1 year ago

Fuck him for not doing it sooner. POS to the end.

[–] KoboldKomrade@hexbear.net 70 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The only bad news is that this didn't happen half a century ago. ( 🦀 still )

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[–] socialnuju@hexbear.net 69 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kissinger's wikipedia article is a battlefield rn, the end of the first paragraph about an hour ago read "He is currently burning in hell for his war crimes." :crab-party:

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[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 69 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 68 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn I was literally falling asleep and now I'm cranked up like a hog blitzed on speed

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[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 67 points 1 year ago

I now know how the Irish felt when the queen died. RIP BOZO

[–] Des@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

DING DONG THE WAR CRIMINAL IS GONE.

OH HAPPY DAY 🪅 meow-bounce sicko-jammin sicko-jammin party-sicko party-sicko

WHY DID I HAVE TO FIND OUT RIGHT BEFORE BED

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[–] riseuppikmin@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can someone ask what Kissinger thinks about this? Oh wait you can't he's fuckin' dead lmao

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[–] Maoo@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago

No matter how you feel in your life right now, remember this: you are alive and Henry Kissinger is dead.

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[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 58 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hope they drive a stake through his dead heart just to be sure

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[–] edge@hexbear.net 58 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 56 points 1 year ago

Along with Thọ, Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize on December 10, 1973, for their work in negotiating the ceasefires contained in the Paris Peace Accords on "Ending the War and Restoring Peace in Vietnam", signed the previous January. According to Irwin Abrams, this prize was the most controversial to date. For the first time in the history of the Peace Prize, two members left the Nobel Committee in protest. Thọ rejected the award, telling Kissinger that peace had not been restored in South Vietnam. Kissinger wrote to the Nobel Committee that he accepted the award "with humility", and "donated the entire proceeds to the children of American servicemembers killed or missing in action in Indochina". After the Fall of Saigon in 1975, Kissinger attempted to return the award.

This is such a goddamn funny paragraph

[–] abc@hexbear.net 56 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

SATAN is👹⚔️ workin overtime 💪💪to make a new level of hell 🪚⚒🪚cause 🎉🎉💀HENRY PISSinger☠️ has FINALLY FUCKIN DIED🪦🪦🎉🎉!! u may know this proPIGandist🐽🐽 by his greatest hits: BOMBINGS 💣, GENOCIDES 👎😡😢, MILITARY💂 COUPS💥, and other 🚔🚔CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY🏴‍☠️!! but DID U KNOW 🧠❓he was also someone hillary clinton 👵🏻 considered a close personal friend😘👯‍♀️🆒!! he devoted his life to DICKlaring 🍆🍆war 🚫AGAINST 🚫 the CUMMIES💦💂💦 and other unremovedtitutional 🍑🦪🦪🍑things and ppl called him a hero🤔🤷😡👎‼️⁉️ today we pour one out 🍻🥂🍾 for one of the WORST PEOPLE🤢👿🤢 to ever do it‼️ so SPREAD ↔️THOSE LEGS 💃💃 like ur the freedom 🗽🗽of infWHOREmation 📚📜📚act && send this to 2️⃣1️⃣ people u want to give u their TRICKY DICK 👁👅👁. GET5️⃣ BACK, you’ll give someone a déTENTe ⛺️🪵 IN THEIR PANTS get 🔟 back and you’ll be getting realpoliDICKED 🤤🤤🍆🍆DOWN with that MISSILE TREATY😏🚀🚀😏 tonight‼️

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[–] The_Grinch@hexbear.net 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

volcel-judge you may cum, but don't get used to it.

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[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago

Kissinger Memorandum: “To Isolate the Palestinians”

Now it is very easy for a group like this to try to say that American and Israeli interests are identical. But this is not exactly so and I think it is wrong for the Jewish community in the United States to get fixed on that concept. The United States has an interest in the survival of Israel. But we, of course, have an interest in the 130 million Arabs that sit athwart the world’s oil supplies.

he-admit-it

theory-gary what if the United States doesn't have a need for the oil anymore?

[–] CafecitoHippo@lemm.ee 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are we able to fly the flag at twice staff?

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[–] D61@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago

Alright folks... we got our one good thing for the year.

[–] mustGo@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
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[–] edge@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago (4 children)

reddit-logo isn't even doing the "celebrating someone's death is never ok" pinned comment shit. All the top comments are good too. Somehow the thread isn't locked.

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