Maybe not indefinitely, but possibly for their own personal lifetime

Update: it apparently only works with iMessage.

Let me reiterate:

The year is 2024. Apple has finally introduced scheduled text messages. It only took them literally 17 years

Why?

By the way, nice trucks. You think I could hop into one of them and drive it away? I'd love to do it. Just drive the hell outta here. Just get the hell out of this. I had such a good life. My life was great.

Not mainly Crushposting:

[names are fake]

• I've been hanging out a lot with my friend Alice lately and we're having a lot of fun.
• My friend Bob is hosting a small party where Alice is not invited.
• I think Bob and Alice would get along great, they just haven't had a chance to hang out much.
• Me and Alice are going to hang out a while before the party. I would feel like shit if I am forced to make up an excuse about where I'm leaving. She knows I barely have any plans usually.
• Alice most likely doesn't have other plans that day, and I want to ask Bob to invite her. Since most of the other invitees have +1's, Bob might assume that me and Alice have a thing.
• But Bob also already knows I have a big crush on Carol. Bob would think it's weird that I ask to invite Alice but not Carol. Bob would think it was even weirder if I ask to invite both Alice and Carol.
• Sure, I might also have a small crush on Alice, but that's not why I want to invite her, I just don't want her to be left out alone. (Meanwhile Carol is usually busy, I wouldn't worry about her.)
• I like Bob. I like Alice. I like Carol. I have zero reason to believe any of them wouldn't get along. I just wanna grill for god's sake!

Next time I'm going to build my own party with blackjack and hookers.

failsoys

I think you might be right about this…

Imagine if you get paralyzed, don’t talk to them, and then later regret not talking to them. Would be pretty cringe imo

HOLY SHIT I JUST CAME THIS IS GLORIOUS