Why?

By the way, nice trucks. You think I could hop into one of them and drive it away? I'd love to do it. Just drive the hell outta here. Just get the hell out of this. I had such a good life. My life was great.

Not mainly Crushposting:

[names are fake]

• I've been hanging out a lot with my friend Alice lately and we're having a lot of fun.
• My friend Bob is hosting a small party where Alice is not invited.
• I think Bob and Alice would get along great, they just haven't had a chance to hang out much.
• Me and Alice are going to hang out a while before the party. I would feel like shit if I am forced to make up an excuse about where I'm leaving. She knows I barely have any plans usually.
• Alice most likely doesn't have other plans that day, and I want to ask Bob to invite her. Since most of the other invitees have +1's, Bob might assume that me and Alice have a thing.
• But Bob also already knows I have a big crush on Carol. Bob would think it's weird that I ask to invite Alice but not Carol. Bob would think it was even weirder if I ask to invite both Alice and Carol.
• Sure, I might also have a small crush on Alice, but that's not why I want to invite her, I just don't want her to be left out alone. (Meanwhile Carol is usually busy, I wouldn't worry about her.)
• I like Bob. I like Alice. I like Carol. I have zero reason to believe any of them wouldn't get along. I just wanna grill for god's sake!

Next time I'm going to build my own party with blackjack and hookers.

failsoys

I think you might be right about this…

Imagine if you get paralyzed, don’t talk to them, and then later regret not talking to them. Would be pretty cringe imo

HOLY SHIT I JUST CAME THIS IS GLORIOUS

the woke mob wants to deny this obvious fact

10st

Crushposting:

There might be another one.

If my original crush is sending off slight hints, then this new one is broadcasting interest on the full spectrum of wavelengths. Talking way more to me than to others, joke-angrily complaining that I can't remember their name, clearly pointing out my social clumsiness but ultimately tolerating it, generally trusting me with important things even though they barely know me, helping me with stuff (perhaps trying to “fix” me?), and just generally being really enthusiastic about me in particular.

What confuses me is that they're already in a relationship. Maybe that's what lets them free to be enthusiastic about other people, since they're already secure in that and not afraid of sending any unclear signals for that reason. Maybe it's fraying from being long-distance. They wouldn't surprise me at all if they were poly.

I definitely like them, but this crush is not as strong.

This entire thing is just making me suspect my desperation is causing me to latch on to anyone attractive who is slightly nice to me.