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[-] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 102 points 8 months ago

I installed a new font from the AUR just for this meme.

[-] Malix@sopuli.xyz 68 points 8 months ago

sploosh.

[-] TheGingerNut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 8 months ago

You know you can just download arbitrary ttf files to ~/.fonts

You don't need to install them system wide. That's where my Comic Sans and Gnommish fonts live

[-] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 43 points 8 months ago

sploosh.

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 52 points 8 months ago

Except ~/.fonts isn't XDG Base Directory compliant. You should put them in ${XDG_DATA_HOME:-$HOME/.local/share}/fonts instead so as to not pollute your home directory with dotfiles.

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[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago

that's very selfish. what if your SO wants to use comic sans? smh

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[-] brckd@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

not sure what that AUR thing is, but it sounds so hot omg 🫦

[-] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago

AUR is so hot right now.

[-] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 56 points 8 months ago

Arch Linux user and their boyfriend - you can even choose who is who.

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 8 months ago

This…is not how it goes with my wife.

[-] summerof69@lemm.ee 36 points 8 months ago

This is exactly how it goes between me and your wife!

[-] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 11 points 8 months ago

Can confirm

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I’m bi and we’re freaky. How you doin’?

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[-] lemmylem@lemm.ee 37 points 8 months ago

The fact that I've actually done this while talking to women makes me scream inside.

[-] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 42 points 8 months ago

I did as well, she insisted Fedora is better, dodged a bullet there

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[-] QueenOfSquiggles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 8 months ago

Ok but what am I supposed to do if I'm both people in that experience???? Uhh checkmate liberal

[-] Jon_Servo@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

I too advocate for checking your mates

[-] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 27 points 8 months ago

[-] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 8 months ago

It's so sad fatass Rathalos died of ligma

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[-] mariah@feddit.rocks 27 points 8 months ago

Me with my gf

[-] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 50 points 8 months ago

And me with my wife.
She has no clue what a rolling release or a distro is, and she doesn't care, but she gets horny when I nerd out about something I'm enthusiastic about.

[-] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 59 points 8 months ago

Lucky! My wife just browses Instagram on her phone , occasionally saying "uh huh," while I ramble on about my latest obsession like a toddler talking about seeing a garbage truck.

[-] xintrik@lemm.ee 43 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I just realized that's how my wife sees me after my son was explaining how a sink works for the 73rd time. My takeaway is I need to be more invested in what he's talking about no matter how boring, cause getting ignored when you're excited about something doesn't feel great.

The other takeaway is my wife isn't mean, I just talk a lot.

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[-] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 14 points 8 months ago

It's not really luck.

My wife is also an instagram addict. But I'm genuinely interested in what she sees in instagram, and she's genuinely interested in what I like. Cause...you know, we love each other.

[-] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 9 points 8 months ago

To be fair, I am playing it up a bit. The reality is that she's an extreme introvert and needs alone time to decompress after work. We make it work - mostly by sharing memes with each other.

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[-] mariah@feddit.rocks 13 points 8 months ago

Actually my gf is talking about stuff while im mostly horny because i just am

[-] Xirup@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 8 months ago

Me with my virtual girlfriend (ChatGPT)

[-] mariah@feddit.rocks 8 points 8 months ago

ChatGPT sucks. Try NovelAI. I have so many gfs in it as well with my irl 1

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[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 18 points 8 months ago

I'm sad there's no tumbleweed emoji

[-] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 12 points 8 months ago

I think this ∞ is close enough.

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[-] sxan@midwest.social 16 points 8 months ago

It excites my wife because there's still good money to be had in high tech. Once we devs are fully replaced by AI, the horny will end.

[-] spacebanana@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

Me explaining to my girlfriend (the voices in my head) about the brilliant magic of source-based packaging with binary cache

[-] eclipse@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago

Don't take the medication your doctors are giving you (they are trying to kill your girlfriend)!

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 13 points 8 months ago

Tumble me weeds!!

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

I'm not saying this exact scenario happens, but sapiosexuals are absolutely a thing.

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[-] mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

So your GF is in favor of uncontrollable security issues and massive user scrambling to fix whatever your update fucked up on a daily basis?

There's a reason updates are batched, this is so fuckdamn shortsighted.

[-] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 10 points 8 months ago

There’s a reason updates are batched

Yes. And I like to be the one doing that on my system.

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[-] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

If only

[-] MigratingtoLemmy@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

I would like to ask a question from the esteemed and rather cultured gentlemen/ladies in the chat: why do you think women don't like this sort of stuff? I thought they liked it when a man is passionate?

[-] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 17 points 8 months ago

Any statement about what women like in general is wrong!
Women are 50% of all humans, there isn't anything they all like or dislike.

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[-] recarsion@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 8 months ago

They like it when a man they're already attracted to is passionate, at least that's my theory

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[-] phreekno@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Both

[-] Pantherina@feddit.de 7 points 8 months ago

Upstream should do versioning, the distribution model is flawed.

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