Brian Disease seems like a winner

I'll listen to otherwise insufferable genres if there's a good story involved.

That sounds like a double entendre

I think I get what you're saying but it's very nuanced. The same things I've surprised friends with are suddenly romantic when I surprise my partner with them.

Ah, I did a little research and realized you are actually correct. Please accept my humble apology!

Has he been paying taxes already?

Truly well rounded.

Lactose fuels the universe.

I just realized that's how my wife sees me after my son was explaining how a sink works for the 73rd time. My takeaway is I need to be more invested in what he's talking about no matter how boring, cause getting ignored when you're excited about something doesn't feel great.

The other takeaway is my wife isn't mean, I just talk a lot.

I'm already a loner but omniscience would seal the deal.

It prevents the sentence from continuing which makes everyone want to either leave the conversation or try to "help out". Same principle.