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I've found myself confronted by a peculiar dilemma. Typically, my superior reasoning renders the need for counsel unnecessary. Yet, in this instance, I am perplexed.

My partner declared the day a “cleaning day.” This oppressive social construct which reinforces the fetishism of cleanliness is obviously problematic on its own, but it doesn't stop there. She handed me a brush, pictured, and departed, leaving me to dwell on what just happened.

Libman

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LIB MAN

Two words that betray the very essence of my identity; I am neither a “liberal” nor a “man." What to do? How would you retaliate?

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[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

Put on the maids outfit sub, you are lib man now pathetic

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Your partner is obviously on the payroll of the CIA. Shutdown any media that isn't household run, normalize relations with China, Cuba, and the DPRK in preparation for sanctions on your household, and begin surveillance on your pets and partner for counter-revolutionary activities.

[–] aanes_appreciator@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Final tip: If you dont have nukes. get nukes

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Oh, shit. Yeah!

Can't believe I forgot that! picard

[–] Bruja@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

There’s no time to waste. Unleash the scrub mommy hexbears.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago

Your partner is subtly criticizing you for not reading enough theory.

[–] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The worst form of oppression. I'm so sorry 😔

[–] IosephPravdovich@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She's surely jealous of my elitehood. She's embarrassed that she won't be a member of the vanguard like me

[–] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Rey_McSriff@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Creating a brand called Commiewoman