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Alt: I don't know a single wealthy person who has full sugar soft drinks.

As we all know, there are no unhealthy wealthy people in the world.

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Alt text: a post on LinkedIn that says "yes 2d forms exist. They are called shapes". Then it proceeds to explain what shapes are.

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alt text: 18 of our 40 employees are located in the Philippines. Insanely competent, great judgement, and $5 per hour. If you run a small business and don't have overseas help you're at a disadvantage

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Weird flex (sopuli.xyz)

Alt text: A LinkedIn post with a picture of a couple looking at each other. The text on the image reads: 9 years ago I DMed my crus h telling her I'm going to take her out on a date, yesterday I asked her to marry me, she said no both times and blocked me. Anyways here's a picture of a random couple I found on google.

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Fortunately all the comments are dunking on this guy.

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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by snek@lemmy.world to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

I reported this to LinkedIn and it did not find it to go against its community rules. πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

More context since it seems like some people missed it:

She is saying they are criminals because they can’t trace their ancestry to actual Jewish people (because she misread the Haaretz report) and thus have no claim to Palestinian land (since that claim dates back to 3k years).

PS: Zionism is wrong, I’m just trying to explain what her post was about.

Basically she is saying: β€œEuropean Jews are liars and criminals because they can’t trace their ancestry to real Jews” Sorry, I should have explained this better.

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Ok. (lemmy.ml)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by frippa@lemmy.ml to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

What a bad day to have internet.

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🌟 Embracing Unconventional Wisdom 🌟

Hey LinkedIn fam! πŸ‘‹βœ¨ Today, I want to share a life-changing revelation that took me on a journey of self-discovery and holistic well-being. πŸŒˆπŸ’‘

πŸ½οΈπŸ”„ Turning the Tables: The Poop Epiphany πŸ”„πŸ½οΈ

One day, I stumbled upon an unconventional idea that challenged societal norms and tested my preconceived notions. πŸ’­πŸ’₯ Yes, you read that right – the benefits of embracing the nutrient-rich world of poop! πŸ’©πŸŒ±

πŸŒπŸ’š A Sustainable Perspective πŸ’šπŸŒ

It turns out, our waste can be a treasure trove of essential nutrients that, when processed correctly, can contribute to a more sustainable and eco-friendly lifestyle. πŸŒΏπŸ”„ By recycling organic matter, we not only reduce our carbon footprint but also nourish the earth for generations to come. 🌎✨

🀯 Mind-Body Connection 🀯

As I delved deeper into this uncharted territory, I discovered the profound connection between our gut health and overall well-being. πŸ§ πŸ”„ Did you know that some animal species engage in coprophagy as a natural means to replenish essential nutrients? πŸ¦ πŸ”„ Our bodies are truly remarkable in their ability to extract what's needed for optimal functioning. πŸ”„πŸ’ͺ

πŸ’ͺ Breaking the Taboos πŸ’ͺ

While the idea might seem unconventional or even taboo, challenging societal norms often leads to groundbreaking discoveries. πŸ’‘βœŠ Let's open our minds to alternative perspectives and explore ways to live more harmoniously with the planet. 🌏🌱

πŸš€ The Journey Continues πŸš€

This revelation has ignited a passion within me for sustainable living and holistic health. 🌟🌿 Together, let's push the boundaries, question the status quo, and embrace the potential for positive change. πŸ”„πŸŒˆ

Remember, innovation often springs from the most unexpected places. πŸ’«πŸ”„ Cheers to a future where we continue to learn, grow, and make a positive impact! 🌟🌍 #UnconventionalWisdom #SustainableLiving #HolisticHealth #Innovation

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NDAs just get in the way man, I want to be able to just leak all sorts of company secrets without any nagging from HR.

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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by dumples@kbin.social to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works
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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

Alt text: While the formal sector stuck in leetcoding. The informal sector stuck in a tunnel. Both waiting for light at the end. This is my India!! Below, there is a bisected image, one half is professionals in a metro train working on their laptops wearing formal clothing. All of them have frowns. Second half is miners in a really dark greyscale tunnel, dejected and praying for their lives.

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Alt text: two posts from the same person on LinkedIn. First post is someone dressed as spiderman lying on the ground in a park while it rains. Second post is an apparently naked person floating in a water body in a boat with their limbs hanging out.

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Oh, okay. (sopuli.xyz)

Alt text: person sharing screenshot from Duolingo rank leaderboard showing them as number 2 in the sapphire league. On LinkedIn.

Double posting today because the last one wasn't that good!

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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

Alt text: start a services company to not just earn but also learn how to:

  • monetise a skill,
  • get clients,
  • lead a team,
  • manage money,
  • run a business

And almost everything you need to build a product startup

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Alt text: LinkedIn post that's written as if it's an email to a client about completing some task. The poster refers to themselves as CodeClause

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Had a laugh when I saw this post, he was constantly defending himself in the comments as if the US army owns the word "veteran"

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Alt text: LinkedIn post comparing the firing of Sam Altman from OpenAI to the firing of Steve Jobs from Apple

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Alt text: I call my bathroom 'Jim' so that it sounds better when I say "I go to the Jim first thing in the morning"

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Day642 of 1000DaysBlockchain Playing around with GPT Builder quite a bit.

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Alt text: A LinkedIn post by a palm reader saying that he's looked at the palms of many fraudists, and concludes that Ashneer Grover, currently accused of fraud, is not one.

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