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[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (4 children)

They call it halflife because Gordon is middle aged

[–] Rokin@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ya, but look at what he does at his job. He'll be lucky to make it to 54.

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

and that's why it's called half life

[–] pkmkdz@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

And G-Man puts him into space prison for about another 27 years. I say name sticks

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